Kennendy does her monologe on that guy that wants us to convert to metric, Rick Perry, and Jeb Bush. Our pantel tonight consists of MICHAEL MOYNIHAN, MOLLIE HEMINGWAY, and LEA GABRIELLE. They talk about Lincoln Chafee's metric manifesto and Presidential aspirations. Lindsay Graham pleads that Americans not vote for him. Our panel returns to talk about what could only be considered a PR coupe. Hillary Clinton's campaign causes cancellation of an event called "Imagination Playground for Kids". Lawmakers finally considering legalizng birth control by removing need for a perscription. We have JIMMY FAILLA & LIZ MCDONALD. What do you think the aboslute worst for your health fast food places are? Suprisingly it's Red Lobster. Our panel returns to talk about Google's prophet and his prognostication that humans will fuse with computers via nanobots. Butthole superintendant files charges against parents/faily cheering for their siblings at graduation. NIALL McCANN stops by to talk about his National Geographic show called "Biggest and Baddest". He deals with wild lions, elephants and pythons. He also brings a massive yellow snake into studio. Plus a baby alligator & a porcupine. Nightcap: Kennedy and her doyle dress is here with another mailbag.