Kennedy does her monologue on the 2016 campaign. Chiefly the feathers ruffled by Rand's recent statement claiming that war hawks are responsible for our weapons being in ISIS' hands. Our fantastic panel tonight consists of PAUL MECURIO, MICHAEL MALICE (!!!), JOANNE NOSUCHINSKY. They discuss the mass of Republican presidential candidates. Next up so called obamaphones moving to so called obamafi. (Dumb nicknames.) Obamafi = "free wifi" by the way. I really don't see that term catching on. Our exceptionally attractive panel returns to talk about the movie San Andreas and LA's mayor practically going on a press junket and bragging about how the movie could make LA ready for an earthquake. Afterwards they talk about Bill Gates being "over 50%" sure that a terrible epidemic will strike within his lifetime. CHARLIE LEDUFF stops by to talk about "The Americans with Charlie LeDuff" and the Corridor of Pain. Poverty, crime, and the east coast. TOPICAL STORM: Donald Trump has super secret expert military info on ISIS but wont reveal it. Lohan finishes up community service or rehab or something. Taco Bell & KFC to start delivery service. Badger breaks into house, has tasty treat. Brothers arrested after having brick fight. The panel is back to talk about walking while using your phone and hurting yourself. People are pissed about the movie "Aloha" because of it's terribly offense name. Butthole ruins friend's wedding by purposing at friend's wedding. RICK DOBLIN stops by to talk about MDMAs theatpeutic effects and and the uphill battle using it to treat PTSD victims. (Which seems to work well.) Tonight's nightcap. The mailbag in which she tells a viewer to eat a bag of dicks. Haha.