Intro: Broken Stethoscope Opening Titles Shopping with Daddy Massaging Chair Snorkeling Class Model's Photo Shoot Fireman: Forget Helmet Distraction Therapy Living Statue: Police Officer Summer Camp Song A Hypothetical Question Book Signing Bad Education Crisis Prevention Hotline Wrong Shopping List Living Statue: Park Bench Trouble Playing the Piano Vacation Photos Moon Landing: Fresh Air War is Wrong Phone Booth Breakup Fireman: Wrong Pole Class Hamster Scuba Diving Geriatric Urologist Couples Golf Lesson Would You Like to See the Back? Ring Leader Fireman: False Alarm Scottish Jockey Dead Man Walking Where Does Pooh Come From? Drunk at the Office Meeting/End Credits Closing: Telemarketer Calls Crisis Prevention Hotline
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| Simon Blackwell | Writer | ||
| Ronni Ancona | Writer | ||
| Matthew Hardy | Writer | ||
| Kaitlin Olson | Writer | ||
| Dave Thompson | Writer | ||
| Tim Vine | Writer | ||
| Kitty Flanagan | Writer | ||
| Lee Mack | Writer | ||
| Jim Tavaré | Writer | ||
| John Archer (V) | Writer | ||
| Kevin McCarthy | Writer | ||
| Neil Webster | Writer | ||
| Paul Belcher | Writer | ||
| Daniel Maier | Writer | ||
| Greg Bint | Writer | ||
| Derek Freeman | Writer |