It was imperative to me that I get this posted before Episode IX’s release date because I knew if anything from this treatment ended up happening it would be infinitely funnier if I had roasted the idea ahead of time. Also nobody tell him about this he's like 75 he won't benefit from feedback it will likely just make him sad.
Or, my general inability to take ASMR seriously
Tough crowd...
For your trick or treat, have a defrightful upblood about the world's scariest performing robots.