1. "We're all professional secretaries ... I just beat them in a typing contest." 2. "I was elected county treasurer … I'm too young to vote." 3. Guest Victor Borge: Wires are attached to "10 pretty girls … I'm going to play a song by touching the girls. By touching the girls, each of them produces a different note.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Victor Borge | Guest Star |