Gloria Swanson

1. "I've got carrots in my ears." 2. "This music roll plays piano, flute, snare drum, bass drum, cymbal, etc." 3."I arranged 421 blind dates for a dance next week … Bess Myerson is my blind date — and she doesn't know it." 4.Guest Gloria Swanson: Panel are shown clips from silent films, they ad lib what they think is the dialog.