1. "Today is my birthday.", "Today is my birthday, too...." 2. Guest Zsa Zsa Gabor: "I'm wearing a dress made out of a potato sack." 3. "I'm going to perform one of my musical compositions … the 'instruments' I will use are: a water pitcher, an iron pipe, a goose call, etc.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | Guest Star |