An adventurous archaeologist and old rival of Aunt Agnus takes a strangely suspicious interest in what may be hidden in the Barnes' attic. She tells them the sarcophagus in the attic is a fake, and offers to take it off their hands. Meanwhile Stephy has been writing an on-line journal containing some unflattering comments about her friend Brenda. Nuff accidentally forwards the journal to Brenda and Stephy must make amends with her friend.