All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 James Hayward

    • May 21, 2003
    • Channel 4

  • S01E02 Amanda Kinsey

    • May 28, 2003
    • Channel 4

  • S01E03 Dave and Nick Worboys

    • June 4, 2003
    • Channel 4

    Father and son David and Nick Worboys live in a two-bedroom flat in Newcastle. David reckons the last time the flat had a decent clean was six years ago. Now at the end of their collective tethers, the pair have promised to maintain the flat once it's had a thorough clean.

  • S01E04 The Williams Family

    • June 11, 2003
    • Channel 4

  • S01E05 Janet Lamb

    • June 18, 2003
    • Channel 4

    Janet moved into a virtually derelict house with her five kids and then built them each outhouses. Janet's revolt against housework came from her resentment at being forced to stay in and clean as a child and she gets extremely bad tempered when she has to get the hoover or duster out, but Kim and Aggie won't let that stop them.

  • S01E06 Chris, EJ and Tristan

    • June 25, 2003
    • Channel 4

    Kim and Aggie travel to a four-story townhouse near London Bridge - the tip that young professionals Tristan, Chris, and EJ call home. Can Kim and Aggie change their attitude to cleaning as well as the state of their house?

  • S01E07 Chris and Caroline Hill

    • July 2, 2003
    • Channel 4

    Caroline and Chris moved into their three-story house immediately after getting married. The house wasn't particularly clean and they never tackled the problem. If it was cleaned from top to bottom, Caroline and Chris think it would pave the way for them to start decorating properly.

  • S01E08 The Le Bas Family

    • July 9, 2003
    • Channel 4

    The Le Bas family is more concerned with creativity and artistic expression than cleaning. Juliet's mother Amy, an ex-housekeeper, nominated the family because she believes they, and especially Juliet, would benefit from the knowledge Kim and Aggie have to offer.

  • S01E09 Annie

    • July 16, 2003
    • Channel 4

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit the Glasgow home of Annie.

  • S01E10 Kim

    • July 23, 2003
    • Channel 4

  • S01E11 Episode 11

    • Channel 4

  • S01E12 Episode 12

    • Channel 4

  • S01E13 Episode 13

    • Channel 4

Season 2

  • S02E01 Georgina Taylor

    • November 12, 2003

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Sevenoaks in Kent to spruce up the untidy home of a woman whose twin lives opposite her - in an immaculate house.

  • S02E02 Perkins Family

    • November 19, 2003

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Ramsgate in Kent to help Caroline Perkins, who despairs of keeping her home in order with four untidy males in the household.

  • S02E03 Corrine Graham

    • November 26, 2003

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Nottingham to come to the rescue of songwriter Corinne, who keeps 11 birds in her house. Her tendency to leave the cage doors open has given her feathered friends free rein to wreak havoc in every room.

  • S02E04 Jenny Brockway

    • December 3, 2003

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie travel to Somerset to help horse-owner Jenny Brockway and her daughter Abi. Jenny takes good care of her animals' living quarters, spending three hours a day cleaning out the stables - but her own house has not been tidied for 14 years.

  • S02E05 Leon

    • December 10, 2003

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie come to the aid of a musician whose three-bedroom 1960s home has never been cleaned or redecorated since he moved in. Having always lived alone, he has never felt the need to learn how to do such things.

  • S02E06 Lesley Walker

    • December 24, 2003

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit St Albans to spruce up the home of Lesley Walker, who is under siege from her four children and husband. Things have got so bad that teenager Hadley has moved into a caravan.

  • S02E07 Alistair Eggo

    • December 31, 2003

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie don their rubber gloves and head for Glasgow to get to work on homeowner Alistair Eggo's severe domestic problems.

  • S02E08 Fletcher Family

    • April 28, 2004

    Cleaning expert Kim Woodburn and bacteria specialist Aggie MacKenzie visit the Fletcher family in Leeds, where some unwelcome surprises lie in store.

  • S02E09 Marc Bangs

    • May 5, 2004

    Cleaning expert Kim Woodburn and bacteria specialist Aggie MacKenzie head for Milton Keynes to visit Marc Bangs, who is a computer programmer by day, but a screen addict at night, spending hours playing fantasy games while the mess builds up around him.

  • S02E10 Rosy Lovelady

    • May 12, 2004

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie have harsh words for Rosy Lovelady, who has not cleaned her flat for 24 years, preferring to spend her days doing crosswords rather than solving domestic problems.

  • S02E11 Vince and Stephanie

    • May 19, 2004

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Newcastle to oversee a verbal sparring contest between a man and his daughter. The pair are constantly locked in a battle over who should do the cleaning, resulting in nothing getting done.

  • S02E12 Julie Holden

    • May 26, 2004

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Clitheroe in Lancashire to meet Julie Holden, who claims she is too busy studying to tidy up. The duo set out to encourage her to swap the books for a duster.

  • S02E13 Jaki Rance

    • June 2, 2004

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie come to the rescue of Jaki Rance and her family in south-east London, scrubbing their home from top to bottom and dispensing advice along the way.

  • S02E14 Ting Wong

    • June 9, 2004

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Essex to right the cleaning wrongs of takeaway addict Ting Wong, who has let his household hygiene decline drastically. His lounge is littered with mouldy evidence of his unhealthy addiction to fast food, and the pair hope they can make him change his ways for good.

  • S02E15 Jefferies Family

    • June 16, 2004

    Cleaning experts Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Telford to help spruce up the home of Tina and Tony Jefferies, and their six tearaway children.

  • S02E16 Linda Spiers

    • June 23, 2004

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie head for Eaglesham in East Renfrewshire to clean up the home of country music lover Linda Spiers, who allows her five cats to roam freely around the house.

  • S02E17 Watsham Family

    • June 30, 2004

    The pair climb aboard a chaotic houseboat whose captain has failed to keep it clean and tidy. With limited space and clutter spilling out of every cupboard on the three-storey vessel, Kim and Aggie have their hands full to make the floating home ship-shape for the Watsham family.

  • S02E18 Jagger Short

    • July 7, 2004

    Cleaning duo Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Newquay, Cornwall, to clean out the home of surfer Jagger Short, who would much rather be out on his board than dealing with his filthy kitchen.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Bob Harnett-Williams

    • July 20, 2005
    • Channel 4

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie meet tip worker Bob Harnett Williams, who has turned his own home into a rubbish dump by salvaging items other people have thrown away. The experts must overcome the smell created by four tons of waste crammed into his rooms, to clean up what may be one of the dirtiest houses in the UK.

  • S03E02 Tiggi and Lee Brooks

    • July 27, 2005
    • Channel 4

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit the Essex resort of Clacton-on-Sea, where they help a couple who share a house with their two children and an array of exotic pets. They discover horrors lurking under every surface, the entire home littered with dirty laundry, and the walls covered in layers of soot and dust.

  • S03E03 Gray Family

    • August 3, 2005
    • Channel 4

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit a full-to-bursting three-bedroom house in Epsom, Surrey, where three generations of the Gray family live in untidy conditions surrounded by a menagerie of animals. To make their task more difficult, mum Penny and dad Carl are environmentalists, so the cleaning duo must dispense with commercial cleaning products and make do with home-grown remedies and natural cures.

  • S03E04 Fred and Garry

    • August 17, 2005
    • Channel 4

    The experts turn their attention to two long-distance lorry drivers who spend months away from their west London home and have not lifted a finger to clean it for 13 years. The situation is exacerbated by their three dogs, but the pair refuse to believe their dirty dwelling might be damaging their health.

  • S03E05 Dick Blackburn

    • August 24, 2005
    • Channel 4

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie come to the aid of Dick Blackburn, a retired social worker who has allowed his Suffolk home to become messy over the course of 20 years. After spending his life helping others, he admits he may now need advice himself.

  • S03E06 Valerie Pointer

    • August 31, 2005
    • Channel 4

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie turn their attention to laid-back hippie Valerie Pointer, whose home is full of sacred artefacts and music festival memorabilia. With the help of her daughter, the experts urge Valerie to put some energy into making the Greenwich house spick and span.

  • S03E07 Phyllis Gorlick-King

    • September 7, 2005
    • Channel 4

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie meet art dealer Phyllis Gorlick-King, whose grand Kensington home has become cluttered with antiques and artwork. They try to convince her that there is nothing demeaning about cleaning, and set out to prevent her pets from taking over the house.

  • S03E08 Susan Clark Wilson

    • September 14, 2005
    • Channel 4

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie turn their attentions to Susan Clark Wilson and her son Peter, whose love of snakes has left their London house full of creepy-crawlies - and dark secrets lurking in the kitchen. Once renowned for her dazzling dinner parties, Susan is now too ashamed to entertain guests, leaving the experts with the uphill task of shaking the reptile-lovers out of their slovenly ways.

  • S03E09 Episode 9

    • September 21, 2005
    • Channel 4

    Kim and Aggie come to the aid of a Midlands family of four who haven't even unpacked their bags since moving in. This is by far one of the messiest homes featured since the start of the series.

  • S03E10 Philippa Bowles

    • September 28, 2005
    • Channel 4

    Former hippy Philippa Bowles lives with her four young children in Surrey. Kim Woodburn and Aggie Mackenzie are horrified to discover that this hippy commune hasn't been dusted in years and the cooker is one of the worst they've ever seen.

Season 4

  • S04E01 Down On The Farm

    • September 6, 2006
    • Channel 4

    Ann and Adam Massingham's farm is a happy, busy affair: a tumbledown country retreat in which chickens roam, geese loiter and a goat called Charity struts around the outhouse like an Edwardian duchess. Unfortunately, that's where the fairy tale ends. For although the Massinghams' farm is a delightful agrarian idyll, their house is an absolute ruddy disgrace. There's hay in the bedroom, fungus on the windowsills and some sort of dungbased growth on the kitchen floor. Naturally, Kim and Aggie are appalled. "I'm appalled!" honks Aggie, scowling at a mug with black stuff in it. "Dirty beggars!" agrees Kim, as she extracts a cobweb the size of Kent from the sofa. It's a delightfully warm-hearted start to the domestic taskmistresses' latest series. With stentorian disapproval swiftly supplanted by cheery encouragement, the results are so dazzling that even Charity seems stirred.

  • S04E02 Pat Crothers

    • September 13, 2006
    • Channel 4

    Kim and Aggie take pensioner Pat Crothers in hand as they try to get her home in shape. It's just as well that Pat has a good sense of humour, because she needs it to live where she does. Her bathroom was lost to junk over a decade ago, and she hasn't seen her floors for years. Can Kim and Aggie manage the Herculean task of giving her back her home?

  • S04E03 Nooska Mulins

    • September 20, 2006
    • Channel 4

    This week Kim and Aggie are helping single mum Nooska Mullins, who juggles nightshifts as a carer with teacher training. She doesn't have much time for housework, much to the disgust of her nine-year-old clean-freak son, Connor. Can our Cleaning Queens turn the house around so Connor can have his friends round to muck around instead of play in muck?

  • S04E04 James Grieve

    • September 27, 2006
    • Channel 4

    Professional dog walker James Grieve lives in a flat in London with more festering rubbish and newspapers in it than furniture. Facing dangerous levels of fungi and bacteria, Kim and Aggie have a heavy job ahead of them to help James create a safe environment and transform both his flat and his life...

  • S04E05 Jacqueline Jones

    • October 4, 2006
    • Channel 4

    This week's culprit is painter Jacqueline Jones, who lives for her art but her house suffers for it. Throw in a cat who displays her own poo-based creations all over the place, and the sight and smell aren't pretty. Can Kim and Aggie hold their breath long enough to transform her horrible home?

  • S04E06 Donna and David Burton

    • October 11, 2006
    • Channel 4

    Young parents Donna and David Burton have neglected their home while looking after their toddler, but, with a second child on the way, it's time for Kim and Aggie to sort them out.

  • S04E07 Meryl Gaskin

    • October 18, 2006
    • Channel 4

    Meryl Gaskin hasn't been able to get into her lounge for two years because since her children left home she's filled her home with junk. Then there's the biohazard kitchen, assorted dead life forms and ivy growing through the windows. Kim and Aggie love a challenge, but is this empty nest going to send them cuckoo?

  • S04E08 Glynis and Aaron Horton

    • October 25, 2006
    • Channel 4

    Glynis Horton and her teenage son Aaron have a flat so chaotic and filthy that they keep running away from it by going on holiday. But they can't escape Kim and Aggie, who resolve to interest a skater boy in housework and persuade mum that a super-clean home will beat the best five-star hotel.

  • S04E09 Carys Hughes

    • November 1, 2006
    • Channel 4

    Carys Hughes spends all day cleaning at work, which perhaps explains why her own house is so filthy.

  • S04E10 Margaret and James Holland

    • November 8, 2006
    • Channel 4

    This week, Kim and Aggie help animal-loving Margaret and James Holland, whose horses enjoy better creature comforts than they do. With a cottage so cluttered that it has become a dangerous obstacle course for James, who is blind, it's time for them to clean up their act.

  • S04E11 Michelle Jay

    • November 15, 2006
    • Channel 4

    Michelle spends her evenings singing karaoke but hasn't cleaned her far from glam south London two-bedroom maisonette for 20 years. Can Kim and Aggie get her singing from their rhyme sheet?

  • S04E12 The Phrew Familly

    • November 22, 2006
    • Channel 4

    The Prew family love amateur dramatics so much they've turned their terraced house into a horror set. Dad Frank has been battling alone against the chaos but, finally, now mum Carolyn wants a fresh life with a fresher home too. Can Kim and Aggie get them to learn a new script?

Season 5

  • S05E01 David and Angela: Cornwall

    • May 17, 2007
    • Channel 4

  • S05E02 Ingrid Doggett

    • May 24, 2007
    • Channel 4

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie answer a cry for help from the Doggett family, who are still dealing with a personal tragedy. Nigel Doggett died suddenly, leaving behind a devastated wife and four children. It's no surprise that housework has fallen off the radar. Kim and Aggie arrive to a spotless downstairs, but upstairs chaos reigns...

  • S05E03 Rats Special

    • May 31, 2007
    • Channel 4

    In this special episode, Kim and Aggie are on the case of a different kind of filthy beggar: the rat. Tower Hamlets council has asked them to back up their rat-catching efforts. Kim and Aggie talk to the experts to find out about the scale of the rat problem across the country and learn all they need to know to tackle the enemy by getting up close and very personal with these rodents.

  • S05E04 Steve Jones

    • June 7, 2007
    • Channel 4

    Kim and Aggie come to the rescue of a bride-to-be who wants to leave from a spotless family home on her wedding day, rather than the family hovel!

  • S05E05 Vicky Richardson

    • June 14, 2007
    • Channel 4

    Radio DJ Vicky Richardson is hot on music but not even lukewarm on housework. Britain's cleaning queens Kim Woodburn and Aggie Mackenzie take this grime offender back to school to teach her the basics of domestic management.

  • S05E06 The Adams Familly

    • June 21, 2007
    • Channel 4

    Wild West enthusiasts the Adams family from the Isle of Wight are too busy shooting up the town to clean up their house. But they face their own High Noon when Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie head them off at the pass.

  • S05E07 Daniel Westley

    • June 28, 2007
    • Channel 4

    Daniel Westley loves to build and launch rockets, but while his hobby is explosive, his love life's a damp squib. His toxic bachelor pad is the main problem, so his family has called in the nation's cleaning queens to give him a rocket up the backside.

  • S05E08 Marylyn - Gravesend

    • July 5, 2007
    • Channel 4

    Marylyn Springham says she's allergic... to house work. She suffers from asthma and says cleaning isn't good for her health, but the state of her house isn't good for anyone. Particularly her two-and-a-half-year-old grandson Patrick, who's never been allowed inside. Now, Marylyn wants to be like any other granny and have her grandson over to stay, but it's going to take the mother of all cleaning makeovers to sort this place out.

  • S05E09 Barney Brooks

    • July 12, 2007
    • Channel 4

    Barney Brooks is a bit of a joker but his home is no laughing matter. He lives in a beautiful old cottage in Anglesey but inside it's blighted by piles of mechanical miscellanea. He even parks his favourite vintage car in the dining room. But Barney's partner Debbie is pregnant, and in despair she's contacted Kim and Aggie.

  • S05E10 Dave Foot

    • July 19, 2007
    • Channel 4

    When 51-year-old Dave Foot divorced and bought his house in Dorset, it was to mark a fresh start. Fifteen years on there's nothing fresh about this home! Dave co-exists with mountains of dust and detritus. Piles of cigarette butts choke the living room, while the kitchen has its own bacterial micro-system. He's now ready to meet a mate. In desperation he calls in the nation's Cleaning Queens Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie.

  • S05E11 The McCrory Family

    • July 26, 2007
    • Channel 4

    Getting ready for school is a treasure hunt in the McCrory household in Chesham. With mountains of clothes and clutter, just tracking down a school tie is tiresome. Cue the country's top grime-busters, Kim and Aggie.

  • S05E12 The Massinghams: Appledore Revisited

    • August 2, 2007
    • Channel 4

Season 6

  • S06E01 Scott

    • August 13, 2009
    • Channel 4

    The Queens of Clean pay a visit to 44-year-old Glaswegian Scott, who runs a miniature racing cars business in the middle of his front room.

  • S06E02 Melinda

    • August 20, 2009
    • Channel 4

    The grime-busting duo visit Texan charity worker Melinda, whose dirty London home has created a rift with her grown-up daughter Natalie.

  • S06E03 Veronique

    • August 27, 2009
    • Channel 4

    The grime-busting duo head to Aldershot to assist a feisty French woman with a cluttered home and an obsession for car boot sales.

  • S06E04 Timothy

    • September 3, 2009
    • Channel 4

    The grime-busting duo head to north London to take on the filthy home of a former thespian. Charming 73-year-old Timothy pleads with the queens of clean to save him from the madness of his mucky home.

  • S06E05 Hannah, Adam, Pete and Dave

    • September 10, 2009
    • Channel 4

    The ladies have their work cut out for them when they head to Bognor Regis to tackle a filthy student house. Long-suffering Hannah has called in Kim and Aggie to help her sort out her messy housemates Adam, Pete and Dave.

  • S06E06 Margaret

    • September 17, 2009
    • Channel 4

    In Hull, Margaret has let her love for pretty things take over her home, turning into a clutter-filled nightmare.

  • S06E07 Jagadish

    • September 24, 2009
    • Channel 4

    Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit an east London man whose home has not been cleaned for more than 20 years. Splitting his time between voluntary work and visiting his temple, the housework has been so neglected that he will not even use his own toilet. The duo also take to the streets to offer valuable tips to the locals.

  • S06E08 Janet

    • September 24, 2009
    • Channel 4

    A part-time housekeeper from Birkenhead has not given her own home a thorough clean since her mother died 15 years ago. Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie head to the Wirral to save the day, and the locals find out what what could be lurking in the average toothbrush.