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If you want a flauntré, you've got to flaunt it.
Emily and Murph reconnect with their exes; Beth and Seth try to recapture their youth; dating show host Chip Lauderdale shocks the nation with a stunning conclusion.
Emily and Murph are turned away from a hip nightclub; self-professed heartbreaker Jeremy falls for Rebecca; a man tries to give "the talk" to his twins; an entrepreneur sells beauty products.
Murph and Emily consider finding a new couple to hang out with since Mike and Laura are too wholesome; Bridget wonders if she'll ever love again; Darius and Denise fight over a guy's tattoo; a podcaster reflects on his history with friendship.
Murph and Emily come into a large sum of money and decide to splurge at a fancy restaurant; Brittany and Kiki try to convince Rachel to stay with her rich boyfriend; Travis and Karin let a mobile payment app take over their entire relationship.
Murph and Emily set out to prove their matchmaking skills and get the recognition they deserve; teenager Kyle helps his mother, Loretta, navigate the modern dating scene; Kiki and Hannah teach Jeremy about dating apps.
Murph and Emily decide to spice things up in the bedroom and visit a sex store; Bridget and Darius bicker while trying to keep up appearances on Instagram; Ellie turns to private investigator Jack Briggs and learns an awful secret about her husband.
After things get heated at game night, Emily and Murph strive to prevent friends Nick and Ivy from calling it quits; Creighton tries to balance his job as a ride-share driver with his high-maintenance girlfriend; pop stars air their dirty laundry.
Murph tries to convince a sick Emily to embrace western medicine; Rebecca goes out with someone who can't handle his liquor; teenage couple Kyle and Hayley try to convince their parents that their love is real.
Murph and Emily throw a potluck dinner in an effort to restock their refrigerator; tensions brew between Beth and Seth after an outburst at an erotic dance show; a mild-mannered divorcée learns the challenges of dating a college student.
Bloodied and disoriented, Murph and Emily wake up in an alley, piecing together what happened after a bottomless mimosa brunch; emotions run high when Bridget has a run-in with Brad; Laura freaks out over Mike's choices in friends and beverages.
Nice doesn't mean small, it just means "not huge."
He doth bear the mark of House Mouse.
At least it comes with a lot of sh*t.
There's no reason adults can't sit at their laptops and still have a conver... talk.
Murph does look disgusting.
It's hard to come to terms with the ravages of time -- and oncoming traffic.
Cause tonight is the night when three become two.
Wine: the healthiest alcohol, according to your aunt.
Nothing projects raw masculinity like a pint glass of ketchup soup that tastes like dirty seawater
Get ready not to do any work for the next 22 minutes approximately, because we got a full episode of Murph and Emily's new show Hot Date on PopTV. Love... conflict... fake beards... we've got it all.
One key part of the sex talk: double standards.
Is he...yep, he's serious.
The only thing worse than flaking is premature rage texting.
He's in the business of GETTIN' SOME, and business is...a little slow right now.
What kind of creep just talks to strangers in a bar?
If you don't post about your date, how will anyone know you went on it?
A good Uber driver offers bottled water and uncomfortable amounts of personal details.
Love is about kissing for hours, with so, so much tongue.
Caviar? Salsa? Who cares--let's just get in a car and DRIVE.
Whats more likely: we happen to be at the same brunch spot or my ex is orchestrating his life to spite me?