Roger does an honest ad about condoms
Roger tells the real unappetizing truth about beer.
Roger tells the truth about jewelry.
Roger tells it like it is about viagra.
Roger cuts through the crap about fast food.
Roger gives the truth about sports drinks
Roger does an unusually honest car commercial
Insurance people are really just the superheroes of bending us over for the pleasure of paying them to do the bare minimum.
Can you really put a price on love? The answer is, yes, of course you can.
Black Friday: The day invented by people who sell things to lure the people who buy things away
Thanks to centuries of forced inbreeding and genetic tampering, you too can own docile versions of once dangerous animals
It's the magical time of year when debates coming rolling in way before they're really necessary, and are loaded with a bunch of people you'll absolutely forget.
Gyms: They're the only way you can get fit, aside from all the other ways, and the only place you can get juice, aside from lots of others.
If it's hot out and you're in dire need of refreshment, just grab yourself an ice cold bottle of cand
It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.
Because if anyone needs real talk, it's gamers.
Enough with the maps! We don't even understand their meanings anyway.
Only good marketing could get the entire world addicted to black liquid that raises blood pressure and increases stress.
When are guys going to have to start enduring the rigors of birth control?
Let's just go back to blood-letting and bile drinking already.
They SHOULD tell you, but don't because it's hard to market nightmares.
If you like hamburgers, maybe don't watch this video.
Energy drinks are just like drugs except with cooler colors.
Airlines: Bending you over for the pleasure of soaring 39,000 feet above the earth in a fart-filled tube.
The lottery is a great investment of your hard earned money, but only if you win.
Maybe don't watch this while sitting in your hotel room.
Before you try to fast-track that weight loss resolution.
Brushing your teeth is overrated anyway.
All purses inevitably end up being overpriced, tiny trashcans.
Look, Cocoa Puffs are totally the bomb, but maybe eating the entire box in one day isn't such a great thing.
Grocery stores are better at screwing with your head than they are keeping their shelves stocked.
They say history is written by the victors, but it's actually written by publishers and politicians who all have agendas to push on high school and college kids. Hooray for public education and terrible textbooks!
If you've ever wanted to know what it's like to sell your soul and never get it back, just open up a credit card.
Sure, you can buy two 20-gallon drums of mayonnaise for the price of one at your local Superstore, like the crazy person you are. But at what cost to your local community?
Thanks to Apple and Fitbit Smart Watches are a great way to keep us honest and track data you couldn't before - because you actually didn't care about tracking it and probably still won't.
Theme parks, especially Disneyland, Disney World, and Six Flags are great if you enjoy being mentally (and financially) screwed with while you navigate a maze of barf, torture machines, and fried food.
Want the best android and ios mobile games? Great! Just so we're all clear here when it comes to mobile games, 'freemium' means 'free until its time to steal your parents' credit cards so you can buy your way to the end of the game that never ends.' Now available on your favorite iPads and Android Tablets!
Milk, dairy, cheese and lactose commercials are great and all but no one's ever actually looked into how much our consumption of mammal udder juice contributes to growing up big and strong, but we just roll with it anyway.
Now that we're starting to get this whole cigarette thing under control, can we take care of the junk food companies that are getting all of us addicted to chips, candy, and crackers? We just wish everyone would be more honest about snack foods.
Bonnaroo, Coachella, Lollapalooza, Summerfest and other famous music festivals look cool on your friend's Instagram feed but let's be honest, they suck.
College is going to be one of the biggest investments of your life, which is why you should just trust what the student loan companies tell you without even thinking twice about how much you could be screwed after school has ended.
Who else is excited for another season of the world's most popular public slaughter house fueled by human lives? Oh ... just us in America?
Now that our lives are pretty much inseparable from our smart devices, it would only be the honest and responsible thing for Apple to do to jack up the price on their super fragile phones.
Feeling bloated and need to detox? Well, drinking salad in liquid form will absolutely not help you at all, but boy will you feel Hashtag-virtuous when you share pictures of yourself with our beautiful juice cleanse bottles all across social media. Enjoy the rejuvenating experience of borderline starvation!
Not that we want tampon ads to get all into the graphic details of what their products actually do. But seriously, what’s with all the yoga and blue fluids?
Roger Horton returns for the first time since 2017 to explain why recycling is pointless and, even worse – basically just one big scam.
There's nothing quite like claiming your tax-free, multi-million dollar enterprise is inspired by an intentionally homeless, apolitical, friend of prostitutes who told religious leaders to pay their dang taxes.
If The Weather Report Were Honest
