China laments about the quickly-changing world to his panda next to him, wishing to go back to the old days. He worries about the Westerners pushing in on his land. Hugging the panda, he worries that England will try to take his opium, and Japan will invade him, also hating America, France and Germany. China declares that out of all of them, Russia is the worst, shaking the panda back and forth while saying that something tells him that Russia is trying to sneak up on him while his back is turned. The panda suddenly takes off its head, revealing Russia inside of a panda costume while China panics.