There were once a bunch of jolly children called the Chipper Chums who loved having adventures. One day they were on a day out in the countryside and they had already had a bike ride and a picnic, so when they were thinking of something to do someone mentioned scrumping (stealing) an apple. When they were eating there apples they scrumed, the farmer caught them and shot the chipper chums dog stinker. The farmer decided the only way to get the apples out of the chipper chums was use his ten tone cider press on the children.