Come on Wyatt, we've talked about this before. One wonders how Glitch even got himself into this predicament.
Hey come on, it's healthy.
Fair counterpoint. Touche, Samus, touche.
Man, the Commander's really wailing on that guy.
We've all been there.
Crap they saw us! Nobody move unless they do; then, run. Maybe they'll forget we're here. Dammit I told you to build a better high hide.
In all seriousness, we love Xbox, it's by far our favorite, we're just having a little fun.
First World problems.
A common dilemma. Poor Glitch. He thought he was doing well.
Neville probably attends both national political party election conventions, now that we think about it.
Glitch is a mild-mannered, ordinary decent nobody, who is going through a something of a quarterlife crisis. In a classic storytelling cliche he makes a wish (that his life was more like a video game) and it comes true - only instead of something awesome and actiony, he is instead plagued by video game glitches. Hi-jinks and the premise of the entire show thus ensue.
Glitch, having decided to just go with the whole premise of the show thing, decides to take down Neville at AFK's Game Night.
It's a legitimate point ...
Item drop time limits erase Glitch's PAX tickets, and suddenly the gang can't get in! But they try anyway, because Wyatt's all inspiring. Also Lars makes a surprise return appearance, and it's not exactly a boon to their quest. Hijinks ensue ... hijinks always ensue.
A shortened, "previously on" version of the original pilot to prime you with the info you need to know to jump right into Episode 2.
