La Passionara

It's Da's birthiday and Cal has decided to surprise him with a party. In order to round up all Da's old mates, Cal goes online to "provosreunited.com" and sends out a few thousand invites! Meanwhile over in east Belfast, Billy is busy swotting up on "some legal stuff" in preparation for his interview for sergeant. Unfortunately for Billy though, Andy and Mervyn seem determined to distract him from his books and Dympna is more interested in booking a holiday! Seamus (Gerry's right-hand man and personal bodyguard) pops over to visit Divis Tower to tell Da that Senator Billy Helms from Dakota will be coming to visit for tea on Thursday. He warns Da not to do or say anything stupid. Naturally Da takes offence at the implication he is a social liability, but when some surprise birthday guests appear from the depths of South America armed with AK47s and a profound hatred of the good ole US of A he starts to panic...