Fast cars and luxury homes are just some of the things you can buy if you steal a lot of money from people by lying to them. The fraud squad's first target tonight is accused of defrauding a pensioner of over a million quid and he is satisfyingly arrested as he returns from a round-the-world trip with his girlfriend. Fake share scams are the most popular new con among white-collar criminals. And the internet means they need hardly get off their loathsome bottoms to net a fortune. Boo them. And hiss them.