Four proud B&B owners do battle to be named best value for money. The first visit of the week is to the village of Borgue in Scotland and The Borgue Hotel, which Vince and Shirley Barrett run with military precision. On arrival, guests Adam and Naomi give the décor a dissing and Ken and Elaine aren't keen on the orange towels. Over dinner, the hosts reveal who wears the trousers in their relationship, before Ken's jokes go down like a lead balloon. At breakfast, the traditional Scottish ingredients are loved by some but not others.