Bernice & Fish meet the five children who will live at their home.
After taking a ride in Fish's car, Mike spends a night in jail.
Fish finds that Victor is involved in a numbers game.
With the furnace out of order, the house is freezing. Meanwhile, Diane says she wants to have Charlie's baby.
Fish thinks about getting a job as a security guard.
When Bernice can no longer deal with the children, she decides to seek professional help.
In order for the neighbors to meet the children, Bernice throws a party for them.
When a fire burns down a neighborhood house, everyone accuses Victor of starting it.
After seeing how Bernice and Fish run their house, a social worker threatens to replace them.
Loomis has become racist after watching Roots. To fix the problem, Charlie asks an African student to speak to Loomis.
While Fish and Bernice are celebrating their 36th Anniversary, Diane sneaks out to be with her boyfriend.
Everyone misses Victor while he is away with the people who could become his foster parents.
To Fish's dismay, a Puerto Rican theif invades his house.
In this season two opener, a retiring Fish is not present for his final day of work.
Fish, who is now retired, gets drunk with a felow neighbor.
When faced with the option of joining a Senior Citizens Group, Fish refuses.
Since Fish is in jail, the social worker considers replacing him. To try to prevent this, Charlie flatters the social worker.
Fish considers taking a security job for a rock star.
When his daughter decides to marry a man who is twenty-five years older than she is, Fish refuses to give his blessing.
Jilly takes a job as a model, but she doesn't realize that the job requires her to pose naked.
After Fish and Bernice fight, they decide to separate.
Fish decides not to allow any holiday cheer, so the children choose to create their own.
Mike's finds a patron for his singing career in a rich divorcee.
A neighbor of Fish's claims he was inside a UFO.
A computer error sends Fish an extremely large pension check.
During Bernice's absence, Fish visits an attractive widow.
Charlie resigns after an incident where he is treated like a child.
Fish gives Diane's boyfriend lessons in being ""macho"".
To his dismay, Fish finds his name in the obituaries. Meanwhile, the children bring a dog home.
When Bernice sprains her ankle, Fish's secret admirer helps with the children.
Jilly requests birth control pills as a gift for her sixteenth birthday.
Fish and Bernice get into an argument over reupholstering the couch.
Diane contracts appendicitis. Meanwhile, the house is redecorated.
Mike's new girlfriend is wealthy.
The job of Chief of Police becomes available and Fish plans on taking it.
