Will it be the diners up north or those down south who stick up for an interracial couple being picked on by an outrageously racist waiter? Will anyone take a bag stuffed full of £30k in cash, just lying there in a phone box? Do people find a banker or a builder more objectionable when they squirrel away their money from the tax man? And where will an unchained £500 bicycle be stolen: Manchester, London or Brighton?