A failed gameshow host (Jon Risinger) teams up with a "past his prime" jock (Tyler Coe) to the discover the meaning behind unicorn masturbation jokes, comedically small man-child hands and ring pops hidden inside body cavities. Along the way they are joined by New England-accented, "comic relief" generic white guy, Andrew Blanchard, and in the end ruin some perfectly good movie quotes with swear words. Welcome to Enjoy the Show.