MauLer decided to show Wolf and Rags an incredibly well made horror movie and this is essentially a super-cut of the result.
The cast of EFAP along with a friendly Frogald, decide to check out the Unicorn Store, a film directed by Brie Larson herself.
Wolf decided it was time for Rags and MauLer to suffer through the great epic that smothered the Dark Universe TM in it's crib.
The EFAP crew decide to submit poor Rags's's to the wonders of the DOOM movie, adapted directly from the video game. Needless to say, it's a classic.
And so, EFAP discover GODZILLA!
Upon hearing many mixed things about the fabled fourth instalment of the Toy Story franchise, the EFAP crew venture forward to discover why it's been maligned by many critics.
And so, as we venture through more and more media, the EFAP crew encounter something that can't really be comprehended.
Well well well...
This was a tough one, thank goodness there were plenty of friends and drugs to get us through.
So, take a slasher movie, mix in some tall guy grey aliens and probing and a touch of Michael Ironside and you get the perfect Halloween Special for EFAP Movies!
Listen okay? It's Chrimbus and we're doing a chrimbolic movie and it's Jingle Jangle and it's Arnie and the chase for a special toy. Let's have a little fun ay?
It's not only time to admit that Batman and Robin is a Christmas movie, it's time to admit it's THE Christmas movie. Die Hard should be watched back to back with it. This is an incredibly faithful adaptation of Austrian Mr. Freeze along with a dark and subtle take on the inner machinations of a crime fighting bat person and his pet robin. Please have some respect for this under rated piece of high art, not everyone understands greatness.
It seems that with the success of the incredible DOOM video game adaptation with The Rock and further successful video games being released...it was decided that another movie must be made. The EFAP crew venture forth and enjoy the fruits of more video game movie adaptations. the DOOM movie, adapted directly from the video game. Needless to say, it's a classic.
Get your power tools, barbeques and slabs of meat, it's time for us to have a sit down and enjoy a good ol fashioned action movie with Thor himself! The crew take a detour from modern shitty movies to simply have some fun with Extraction, a film that has quite a simple story jam packed with some stellar action.
Since Resident Evil isn't quite giving the spooks to the cast, it's time to check out one of the most talked about horror stories this Halloween!
Once upon a time... about a year ago... The EFAP crew had a desire to check out the Hugh Jackman's Van Helsing in prep for a Halloween EFAP all about it and we expected nothing but terrible garbage. Only as the adventure continued we found a lot more entertainment than previously expected.
Join the EFAP crew as they watch a Christmas classic and review the evil plans of The Wet Bandits!
I guess we found the film that inspired Dead Space... lmao.
The EFAP crew are joined by the wonderful Neil Marshall, accomplished Writer/Director of not only The Descent but many classics in the horror, action, historical and post-apocalyptic genres. In this unique episode, we discuss as many elements of production as possible while asking Neil about his experiences with the film.
Merry Christmas, Yah filthy animals.
Happy Merry Funderful New Year Folks!
Sometimes the EFAP crew like to watch one of them "good" movies that they all talk about and it can often lead to a wonderful world of narcotics, RPG references and hair-grown feet.
Upon the second instalment of the LotR franchise being setup for the EFAP crew. Comparisons, memes, fun facts and plenty of praise come rushing in as we consume another of the greatest movie franchises that exist.
And so we reach the end of the EPIC journey, the EFAP crew watch the final instalment of the LotR trilogy. Plenty of battles and meaningful moments between characters but most importantly, we can finally say goodbye to Haldir.
There's this awesome movie called Mulan, we're gonna watch it! and then we can check out the other movie that's got the same name I guess.
Mortal Kombat is an ancient tournament organised by Shang Tsung in which combatants battle to the death for the sake of their homeworld...I think? I don't know if we understood it all that much but by god! it was fun! join us, as we venture through a story told by creators from two very different eras...
Once upon a time, someone made an animated movie and it was swell. Someone then made a live action version and it was... well... Now, someone made a live action prequel to that animated movie... something foul and deserving of de-canonisation. We watched them all, join us for this romp through time!
Happy and Merry Chrimbombulous! The day is upon the eve of the night of the day! Enjoy the second EFAP Christmas celebration and have yourselves a wonderful night as we explore the The Grinch across the majesty of time itself!
The EFAP crew face a dangerous enemy, one made of bullet proof, truth inducing, shield and sword wielding power. Complete with flight, invisibility, empathy, jets, skating and possibly none of those things depending on the scenes. Yes, the lowly heroes must face off against, a woman. Perhaps you wish for their survival, well that would be selfish.
It is time for the EFAP crew to experience the third chronological entry into the DCEU. The spectacle that is Man of Steel! We have thoughts.
After the decimation of Man of Steel, the EFAP crew prepared for the big one, the battle of Superm'n vs. Batm'n. How many buildings are destroyed this time? Will Lois be rescued? Will there be more black holes? We can only hope. Get ready, for the greatest show down in the history of comic book movies!
The Snyder Cut has been released, before we delve into such glory, it is finally time to explore the bog from whence it came. The original, the journey, the jellystache in it's prime. Prepare! for JOSTICE LEAGUE!
Now that we have fully recovered from both cuts of The Justice League, I believe it's time to rewind JUST a little bit and visit the one that got away. The one that everyone enjoyed, the one that's getting a sequel that hopes to ignore it's defective brother's existence. The Snyder Cut shall be seen once again in an EFAP Podcast episode but hopefully this abomination can be sequestered to one video alone. Strap in, gamers.
it's finally here, the EFAP crew venture forth into the most Zack Snyder film Zack Snyder has ever made... Except Army of the Dead I guess. It was something, it was everything... there was pain. Join us! as we appreciate everything the the DC EU has to offer, as least for as long as this was the newest instalment.
And lo, the murky mist of Halloween begins to descend upon the innocent land of EFAP with an arc to take you through the greatest video game adaptation of all time. Six cinematic triumphs that bring to light the very limits of creativity and achievement. Join us for part one and tremble at the sheer talent.
The adventure continues as the outbreak reaches Racoon city, swarming innocents in blood and bullets. How will our intrepid heroes prevent a world class destruction of everything we hold dear? EFAP is about to find out.
In the third instalment of this incredible series, we find that the earth is a desert. Yah know, cause... zombies, Mad Max, like... uhh... Resident Evil everyone!!! Who knows where this is going....
Afterlife signals the true end of continuity for this franchise... It's all relative but this one really starts to test an audience's ability to understand ANYTHING. Regardless! We soldier on with what it the best Resident Evil movie yet...
The movie that basicaly nobody on the planet could possibly make sense of, filled with references, clones, dimensions? simulations. Mind control, demons flying... Weskers and then also uhh... Look, I don''t know, it aint about a bunch of dudes in a zombie infested hive now, it be crazyyyyyy.
BATWOMAN!!!! She joins our favourite OC Alice in her adventures to defeat the evil zambaloids, will they save the world? or will the world save them? Questions such as that will be answered in the final chapter of EFAP movies' Paul W. S. Anderson's Milla Jovovich's Resident Evil ARC.
The 2022 Spooktastic movie arc begins! What comes first for EFAP? It's KAREN! a horror movie centred around a scary neighbour getting just a little too nosy when a couple moves into the neighbourhood.
With Karen conquered, it's time for the true spooks to begin! DEATH is coming for teenagers! and it's up to us to stop him or... Well, to watch him as he kinda screws up killing people over and over again but like also he's successful at a lot of it and uhhh... Who knows what will happen!
Death managed to get them teenagers last week but will he get this selection of random aged people? Cause that's who next on the list! and it turns out, there's far more to why these folks are in this situation than meets the eye...
In this third instalment of the kill all teenagers show, we have a ROLLERCOASTER of an adventure lined up as several more innocents are thrust into a daring cat and mouse predicament. Will they defeat death? probably not but as long as it's funny, who cares!
And here it is, the final instalment for the franchise before the next one. THE FINAL DESTINATION! The one where death has had enough and he's gonna kill em all or something I guess, just look at the cast for this one, the characters names... they gave up... But we didn't!
Okay, for real this time, this is the last of the final destination, no more destinations after this one I think... they probably gonna reboot this shit let's be honest. Well anyway! Let us have a wonderful, funderful exploration of the final final final destination for realzies, will these folks make it through the gauntlet? WHO KNOWS!
An so the arc begins with a classic horror film, the one that began it all! Live or die, make your choice!
They made a sequel, it did really well but was it a good? did it was a good tho is? Live or die... make your uhhh choice...
So then they made a third one and like, that's it now cause they did the thing at the end and that's just final. It's over, it's done. Live or die, choices are made I guess.
Good god, they said he was dead but that it isn't over, like not even close... there are TEN of these!?!? Live or died, the franchise chose.
Okay this is getting ridiculous, there's a whole new set of... there's... it's uhh. I mean it's kinda funny though. Lives and Dies, choices or something.
Okay but wait, what if they made a Saw that was like not only entertaining as fuck but also like... What if there was stuff in it that was actually pretty damn good tho? Make your choice... live or die... like those sentiments are super relevant in this one.
Okay so this one is back to the whole silly and nonsensical as a whole thing that this franchise does, but that's okay... we kinda love it at this point. Livin' and dyin' makin' choices.
This one was like... what if they made a saw thats kind like the old saws but in the new era and wanted to be different and uhh, also crap. LIve, die, choose whatever
What the fuck was this. Liveohcchoicesasadie
It only took ten tries, but we've finally hit what many are calling "Peak Saw"! Are the rumours true? can we truly be in the greatest timeline? Well the EFAP crew is about to find out! Hopefully he Jigsaws! Live or die!!!! Make your choice!!!!
And so begins... The adventure into the world of war and also swords and also battles and castles and such. Join the intrepid EFAP crew as we get rocked by the world of Zack Snyder!
After witnessing the battle at the Hot Gates, we felt a need to see what was happenin' at the big ol walls of TROY! Join us as the WARRING continues!
The attention to guys with swords has no turned to yet another Orlando Bloom epic about war and such, let us crusade BOIS!
This time on War with Orlando Bloom, we have a wonderful adaptation of The Three Musketeers! from the director of the Resident Evil movies! What a wonderful world we live in.
Now we enter probably the most bitchin' Zorro movie that shall ever be made! relish in the memes and genuine appreciation of an awesome film.
It's King Arthur! The one with Clive Owen, Stellan Skarsgård, Mads Mikkelsen, Ray Winston, Ray Stevenson, Hugh Dancy, Ioan Gruffudd, Joel Edgerton, Til Schweiger and Stephen Dillane... Seriously the cast is insane.
Suddenly this movie was next in line! A tale about a knight and his pals! so why don't you gather round and listen close to the lads having a bit of fun with a movie most would easily recommend!
It's Nicolas Cage hunting witches, what more do you need?
Need I introduce this movie in any way, shape or form?
Let's be honest, this one's a banger.
Let's be honest, this one's the opposite of a banger but also a banger.
Well, well, it wouldn't make sense not to have this badass bit of war arc spectacle as part of the arc. You all know this one, enjoy!
In the penultimate instalment of The War Arc, the crew encounter "Ironclad" a film that is uhh, well it's a film. Paul Giamatti is in it. Brian Cox is in it too and a bunch of other fellas. So there you go, it's great...
We finally come to the end of this first War Arc and It's Gladiator! of course it is! A movie that pretty much everyone thinks is bad ass including us, so join us for a big ol chat about the movie and a discussion afterwars about the rankings for this arc.
And so! Halloween 2024 begins! with A Nightmare on Elm Street, welcome to the nine movie arc!
Freddie is back! and now, he's changing his approach... Can he reach the real world through some sort of dream magic? and perhaps some gay? let's find out!
reddie is back! AGAIN! and this time his targets are starting to learn... we have some new mechanics, the straightening out of older lore and the introduction of some ret-cons. What will the EFAP Crew think of this one?
After enjoying what could be said to be our favourite entry in the Elm Street saga!!! we experience the follow up... something that many fans enjoy thoroughly. Will the crew feel the same way?
Alright, it's time to enter a world of Elm movies that get more and more weird, abstract uhhh scary? as we progress. Sit back, relax and enjoy the crew approaching and living through The Dream Child.
So, the Elm Street formula... the Freddie uhh... approach... is getting a little bit frayed at the edges. I think it might be falling apart and the crew get to enjoy the best and the most absolutely confusing elements of that.
It's time for a refresh! a new take! The Nightmare requires new batteries! and who better than Wes Craven himself to take care of the franchise and update it for the next generation! I'm sure this will work out wonderfully...
Here we are! the clash of the titans! the big scary man with a machete vs. the dream man with a knife hand! who will win? will this be a calamity or some of the most fun the fellas have in the whole arc?
And so we reach the end of this incredible journey through thick and thin, wacky and serious, wumbo and sneem! They decided to reboot the whole thing, so let's see how 2010 does with the premise of a dream demon killing yah cause he's mad about burning to death during lousy Smarch weather. Enjoy!
Welcome to the newest arc in EFAP Halloween horrors! in the form of a friendly lil doll... possessed by Grima Wormtongue.
The murder doll has returned... but how? but why? and what will he do next, only this movie can show us!
The murder doll has returned once again and he is trying to get Andy once again and once again we will once again see him go on wacky adventures!
Okay! Time for a format change, they gave the murder doll a girlfriend... Let's see how that goes.
Murder doll and murder doll wife have murder doll child and it doesn't know what gender it is... there's cum, blood and a whole lot of confusion, also Santa visits a graveyard. Welcome to Seed of Chucky.
After Seed of Chucky, it has become necessary to roll it back and go a little more serious and creepy because there's only ever two modes that horror can ever even try to pull off. What was the result? Is Chucky back? Is Chucky peak fire once again?
Okay, so the murder doll is starting a cult now. I don't know if this is for the better or worse of the franchise ultimately because it then plays into the TV show but as it stands, this is it for this continuity of movies. Goodbye Dourif Chucky... onto Hamill Chucky next...