King Kong meets his match! No, not Godzilla. I mean his match made in heaven: a female, giant ape who looks kind of like him but with brown fur so you can tell them apart. The two Kongs fall for each other after King Kong previously fell off the World Trade Center. The army is the only thing coming between weird gorilla romance. It's "King Kong Lives" and Dr. Wolfula saw it, so I guess he'll talking about it or something. I don't know, whatever.