Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.
He's got a fiery temper.
One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony.
He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.
If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.
Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.
There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.
It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.
Love is gross.
I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.
Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
Studying is for humans.
Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.
She's got some ghosts in her closet.
He's been hit by, he's been struck by hypocri
Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.
Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.
He's high on adventure!
They're cool, but rude. And low on health.
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.
They're killing two birds with one slingshot.
They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.
All it takes is one rogue banana.
The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
The best defense is a crappy offense.
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
No holding down B in the pool area.
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.
Overheating is radical.
Don't even get him started on Creed.
It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.
8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.
He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.
Is this the alert phase or are you just happy to see me?
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
He doesn't have the best foreign policy, but have you seen his right hook?
He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.
"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle."
We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.
Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.
He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.
Our heart containers go out to his family.
The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.
He had his whole extra life ahead of him.
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.
No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
They're going to kill you....with laughter!
He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess."
Teamwork is infectious.
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
Armor fit for a servant!
"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell."
His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.
Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
Dr. Wily wants him gone.
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
Speed runs save lives.
Will Scorpion get the big promotion? Or will he get his spine ripped out through his eye sockets? Find out this week on "Get Over Here!"
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.
The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.
You will rue the day you summoned him.
Who the hell is Link?
Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
This isn't the game over he asked for.
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
Initializing raspy voice mode…
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs."
You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.
It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.
Why so seriously wealthy?
Don't cross the (time) streams.
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice."
Night of the living dread.
Never trust the guy in the van.
Who will win the epic battle between civilian and demon hellspawn?
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime. How often do you get to slay dragons?
It's all in the limbs.
A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
Digimon are not the champions.
He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.
A true warrior fears no beep.
I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.
He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.
You've probably heard of him.
Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.
Sportsmanship is for losers.
You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.
Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
All is fair in love and puzzles.
They've got everything you need forever and ever.
His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.
Player 1's best friend.
Objects may not be as scary as they appear.
His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.
If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.
A potion would have been far more tasteful.
They could have at least sent X-Factor.
The government is cool, but rude.
You say tomato, I say tomana.
His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.
Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
Mario doesn't like getting played.
Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.
Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.
An adventure 16 bits in the making...
Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.
Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.
You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.
The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.
He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
He’s stretching the truth.
It’s dangerous to not take these deals.
It takes a true champion to raise a child.
These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.
Small talk is NOT radical.
Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.
This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.
He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.
He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).
A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.
A bedtime story for the next three days.
The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match.
He’s armed and dangerous.
If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs.
His movie-going experience must be more severe.
She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.
You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.
He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).
Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.
Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese."
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).
He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.
It's not delivery, it's destiny.
A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.
The man of steel needs to look out.
He can bear-ly bear the em-bear-assment! (note: he's a bear)
It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
Aliens are invading, and only XCOM ca-BE IGNORED BECAUSE ALIENS ARE NOT INVADING END SENTENCE
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
It's the beginning of the happy ending.
His sins are coming back to haunt him.
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
Isn't 16-bits a little too old to be trick-or-treating?
A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.
Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either.
Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.
It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.
Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.
Magikarp never forgets.
Save the vermin, ruin the world.
Some machines were meant to stay hidden.
If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst. Guest-starring Brentalfloss!
Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.
No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
Prepare for trouble, make it single.
Not every forest critter needs rescuing.
Guns don't kill – Mario does.
He's the fastest machine around, not the quickest thinker.
Don't forget to pack Fire Flowers.
Finally, the indie darling Gone Home is becoming a real game.
Bowser's Castle has a strict "No Pets" policy.
Get ready for Immortal Kombat.
It's so difficult, you don't even have to play it to lose.
He's not such a dad guy.
Things could've gone a LOT differently for Batman, Superman, and Spider-man.
Break pots, not laws.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...very unsettling.
The worst Pokemon trainer ever is back - as Team Rocket's newest recruit.
Battling: the greatest battle of them all.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Pokemon sex (but were too afraid to Google).
I've got a hard feeling about this.
Luigi will remember this.
This is what it's like when game worlds collide.
Han Solo is one smuggler who isn't afraid to shoot first and ask questions later (and then shoot some more).
Rusty's past has come back to haunt him.
Rusty finally learns a few things about Pokemon from the greatest professor there is: Television.
Wow! It's finally being announced! On April 1st, by total coincidence!
Rusty finally comes face-to-face with his greatest enemy (other than "his own incompetence").
Everything you ever wanted to know about Thwomp sex (but were too afraid to ask).
He's the one who knocks. He's Knock-Man.
We give you the first name of the hero - you give us the last name. ...it's harder than it sounds.
We were at C2E2 - and EVERYONE was Batman!
Welcome to Peach Country, motherf***er.
Comedy Mutant's Brian Posehn stopped by The Dorkly Fan Art Expo to talk about one thing: how great Jaws is.
Comedy Mutant's Kyle Kinane stopped by The Dorkly Fan Art Expo to talk about what makes him geek out.
The guys from Comedy Mutant (Brian Posehn, Kyle Kinane, Dan Telfer, and Jeremy Essig) all stopped by The Dorkly Fan Art Expo to talk about what they're fans of -- Jimmy Smits, Doctor Who, and Salacious Crumb.
Let it go, Sub-Zero.
"FINISH HIM" is about to take on a whole new meaning.
There's only one person in the Mushroom Kingdom equipped to deal with princess kidnappings: Frank Rizzoli.
We finally figure out who's the quickest speedster in the DC Universe.
You can't teach an old dog new limbs.
He created Pokemon in his Poke-image.
We're giving this fan theory a trial by combat.
Teens in a half-shell, homework sucks!
A documentary that finally blows the lid off of the Flappy Bird clone development industry.
Gotta go fast AND furious.
Real strength doesn't come from a yellow sun.
The Empire's chain of command is a little moff'ed up.
Here's a crazy idea - what if Zelda's legend belonged to her?
Right place, wrong items.
Stan 'The Man' Lee had a hidden cameo in 'Guardians of the Galaxy' - see if you can catch him!
Remember the good old days, when videogames were completely impossible?
Keep your friends close, and your animes even closer.
"I want you to smash me as hard as you can..."
Practice responsible codec-ing.
Poke-man is the most dangerous game.
That's one small step for man, one DUBSTEP-INFUSED ADVENTURE FOR MANKIND.
Shao Kahn has a full house and is taking things step-by-step - because family matters.
Chu or chu not. There is no Rai.
In brightest day, in horniest night...
Exit the Gecko.
Where they're going, they won't need cheat codes.
We lucky few, we bad guys of Mario Brothers...
All of these games are retroactively directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Charles Dickens and Shigeru Miyamoto, together at last.
Professor Darwin has a lot to teach us.
Meet Father Brain.
"Here's a video. It may come in handy if you, the master of watching videos, take it with you." -Barry Burton
Don't forget to check your Privilege stats.
Powerless billionaires vs. superstrong patriots - GO!
Man, Obi-Wan really kinda wasted his potential as a ghost, huh? I mean - all he does is give the occasional bit of advice to a kid and talk to a swamp Muppet. You're a ghost dude! Think of the endless potential you have - you're non-corporeal, you can instantly teleport ANYWHERE IN THE GALAXY, and no one can hurt you now. There's one thing you should do ASAP: Haunt the SHIT out of Darth Vader.
Imagine a terrifying world where Nintendo lost the console wars of the early 90s, leaving Sega as the unchallenged victor. With money and power, they claimed Mario as the spoils of victory, and turned him into something distinctly...Sega-ish.
April 1st is coming up - and you know what that means: Half-Life 3's release! Just kidding, don't believe silly rumors like that. The rumors you SHOULD believe are...Half -Life 4!!! Also kidding. We like to kid. The point is: pranks. But in the world of Mario, it's always time for a good prank, because the big M has gotta find a way to spend his free time when he's not rescuing princesses, playing tennis, going to parties, racing karts, and...ya know, that guy actually has a pretty active life. But still, he probably gets a few good pranks in every now and then.
Only a TRUE hero can wield Mjolnir...which means, uh, everyone can.
Not even Tom Cruise could beat these games.
Get ready for Super Mario 69.
Flying rodents aren't a good idea for your secret billionaire cave.
You got a friend in Amiibo.
Darwinism is SUPER EFFECTIVE!
The FF are F-ing confused.
Mario's entering a whole new galaxy.
The world of Pokemon is a lot more dangerous than you'd think.
Show me your Hadoukens!
May the f*cks not be given.
The sad tale of a jacked billionaire with a butler and a mansion who beat street criminals within an inch of their life...
Haven't played since Red/Blue? We're here to help.
The Dark Knight's darkest secret.
Bro-kemon are the most dangerous type.
He's player Bulbasaur.
Shakespeare is worse than Joffrey.
That's my secret, Cap - I'm always horny.
Tons of sequels? Gimmicks? Mario isn't a fan of that.
Think before you conquer.
Hokey religion? JEDIS RAN THE MILITARY LIKE 20 YEARS AGO!
May the Force be...way over there. Away from your sister.
Hyrule... Hyrule never changes.
Who's the player 1 NOW?
Babalities are for babies.
She's legendary for a reason.
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to....awesome powers.
His blood alcohol level is OVER 9000!
Do you bleed? I have some band-aids on standby just in case. Anyways, your turn.
Alfred deserves WAY more credit.
WHY IS THERE SEX AT A DAYCARE?!
The 4th edition of Power-Up Mix-Up is here!
These minions are more terrifying than the ones on your aunt's Facebook page.
Welcome to...The Mushroom Kingdom.
Gotta catch 'em all fast!
Battling is fun for everyone, right?
Luke's been busy.
He's a real 4sshole.
Reach for your dreams (so you can eat them).
WHY IS IT BEST 2 OUT OF 3?!
An app seems like a better idea than children training superpowered monsters to fight.
Yoshi probably wouldn't be allowed to wander around with a missing baby...
Dammit, Bruce!
Real kidnappings are a lot less fun.
BOW BEFORE GIRLYTINA!
There's one Pokemon more deadly and powerful than all the others: DITTO. According to Ditto's Pokedex entry: "Capable of copying an enemy's genetic code to instantly transform itself into a duplicate of the enemy." It can turn itself into nearly ANYTHING - it's basically THE THING....except 10 year olds use them to breed eggs.
Toby Fox's brilliant indie game UNDERTALE just celebrated its one year anniversary and, to celebrate, we're finally doing a video where Mario....well, he doesn't take the Pacifist route. He is filled with M U S H R O O M S though.
Meet Kevin, Dr. Robotnik's assistant. Kevin's a level-headed guy in his early 20s who just wants to assist the dumbest supervillains and fix their terrible, awful schemes (mostly because he's hoping they bump him to full-time so he can get a 401k).
Here's the TRUTH about PC culture...well, by that we mean the culture within Pokemon PCs (like Bill's PC, for you genwunners). What happens to the Pokemon sent into the digital world? What's their life like? Now you'll finally know.
Kevin is the professional, straight-laced assistant to villains everywhere, making sure their plans and schemes aren't full of holes and dumb stuff. And now he's helping out everyone's favorite skull-shaped castle owner, Dr. Wily. Thanks to Jeordan Ford for the suggestion!
The grunts of Team Rocket are not the most qualified individuals in the world - despite being in a notorious Pokemon gang, they're constantly being bested by children and don't even seem to realize they can hold up to 6 Pokemon at once. Seriously. Why are you just bringing a level 8 Ekans to this battle, Gary?!
Ohana means egg group.
It's not easy being a Team Rocket grunt - just ask Gary and Craig, who are trying to get used to being part of the least effective Pokemon gang in Kanto.
Welcome back to the Alola Region! We saw your comments asking about the Alola forms we didn't cover and decided to make ANOTHER video to make sure we got all of the Alola jokes out of our system.
Sonic the Hedgehog started his existence strong, but in the past decade or so, he's fallen on hard times as a character, mostly due to the poor decision-making by his parent company, Sega. But what if it wasn't this way? What if Sonic were owned by...Nintendo?
Part 1 of 'Team Rocket Meets a Real Gang' Team Rocket may be a "gang" in the world of Pokemon, but compared to ACTUAL gangs - cartels, biker clubs, the mafia, etc., their uniforms, lack of real weaponry, and passive behavior make them seem, uh, more like a softball team. But that's all going to change when Gary and Craig meet some REAL gang members.
Part 2 of 'Team Rocket Meets a Real Gang'
The finale of 'Team Rocket Meets a Real Gang'
They don't pay enough Pokedollars for this shit.
Honestly, it's about time the Mushroom Kingdom had an actual election - Peach has been the unquestioned autocratic monarch for way too long, and if Mario truly stands for freedom, democracy is the only answer. Note: any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental.
Sonic runs around at incredible speeds, but maybe he needs to slow down and consider the consequences of his actions.
After years of doing hard time, Rusty is finally back! And, uh, still serving time in prison for his various crimes against humanity and Pokemon alike. But will he stay in jail forever? HAVE YOU READ THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO YET? Rusty's final journey is about to begin...
Rusty's out of jail and on the move - with Peanut Butter (his Perfect Bidoof) by his side! And, uh, destroying everything in his wake. Yep, Rusty has (essentially) a god under his control, so this should end well.
Rusty's made it...surprisingly far! He's escaped prison, defeated the Elite Four, and has a Perfect Bidoof doing his bidding. All that's left is to catch all the legendary Pokemon! There's no way Rusty will screw this up! No way at all!
Well, it's here: THE BIDOCALYPSE. Rusty has screwed up before - creating the world's most hate-filled Beedrill, burning down forests and Battlehauses, abandoning his naked dad, etc., but nothing really compares to unleashing a demi-god Bidoof who enslaved the world. And now there's only ONE person who can save the planet from Peanut Butter's reign of terror...Rusty. So, yeah, they're all doomed.
Rusty's entire journey - from the fateful day he delivered a panini to Professor Tree to accidentally unleashing a god-level Bidoof on the world - has led to this: the Anti-Bidoof Resistance Force must face off against Peanut Butter, and their fate depends entirely on Rusty.
Welcome to FRESH JAMS ZONE (Act 1).
Bowser could use a little help.
Pokemon evolutions are fun for the player, but not always so great for the Pokemon - who are suddenly going through an instantaneous puberty that leaves them physically changed in new bizarre ways. And, a lot of the time, in kinda crappy ways.
Magneto's a little too OP even in the X-Men films - the only consistent counter to him (other than his own moral compass) is a mutant who can CONTROL EVERYONE'S BRAINS. And in the MCU, there's really NO ONE who could stop him...so let's hope Fox and Marvel Studios never work out a deal.
Humble Bundles are great - they're affordable, you get a ton of games that you might otherwise have never played, and you get to give money to worthy charities! But ever wonder how the games feel about all this?
Meet Ralphie - a former bug catcher who's returned to settle the score with his old rival...Red.
Ralphie - the greatest Pokemon rival to ever live - has not given up on his quest to take on Red. The only problem is that Red doesn't remember him, he's unemployed, and his only Pokemon is a near-death Metapod. Other than that, Ralphie's on the path to glory!
Ralphie's back! And he's got Red's son, Todd (who's still alive, by the way). Now all he needs is to catch up on the past 20 years of Pokemon, figure out how to catch and train new Pokemon, and actually put together a team to defeat Red. That's it!
Part 4
We wish you a Merry Shao Kahn Day!
Mario seems pretty casual about literally taking over the minds of sentient beings just so he can grab a couple of moons to power his flying hat. It's a pretty major invasion of privacy to ENTER SOMEONE'S CONSCIOUSNESS without even asking them first - especially when you consider things from their point of view.
Part 5
Folks, we already showed you what videogames would be like if they were 10% more realistic, so now we decided to kick things up to 11%. Warning: there are poop jokes.
Mario is a monster.
Maybe use those laser swords for something other than hitting each other...
Not everybody deserves to be in this game.
Pokemon Go to the morgue.
Bowser’s single and ready to mingle! With, uh, basically anyone or anything he can find. Like a four-armed bad guy from Mortal Kombat.
When power-ups get sent to the wrong videogames, things can get...complicated.
Wait - what? Isn't that the OPPOSITE of what this series is about? Find out why our tune has changed so much - and learn the final fate of ol' Shuckle!
Winner winner, mushroom dinner.
Bowser's still looking for love in all the wrong regions.
The future is pregnant with danger... and it's about to go into labor.
Every entry should actually end with "and they super want to die."
Life's a Battle Royale. And sometimes (MOST TIMES) you lose.
First we gave you 10% more realistic games, then we gave you 11% more realistic games — now we're jumping ONE WHOLE PERCENT. That's a lotta realism
Rough year for Luigi...
They'd all be using Alakazam to cheat anyway...
I could think of a few other nicknames for him...
Legend of Zelda: The Link is an Ass
The rarest Chaos Emerald of all is someone who *understands* you.
Which Pokemon should we cover for "If Pokedex Entries Were EVEN EVEN MORE LITERAL-ER"?
When Peach, Mario, and Bowser get together it's a Koopa Throupa.
He's back, and just as bad as ever.
Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion to... Pokemon Ralphie!
Nintendo made a Toy Story Battle Royale
69% more realistic?! Can things even GET more realistic?!
For a small amount, videogame henchmen can now swap from one game to another!
In 2012, her bloody trail of vengeance began - to avenge the murder of Mario, Peach became the Mushroom Kingdom's most brutal warrior. But she had no idea where her 7 year journey would lead her to. This is Part 47 - the final part - of Peach's Revenge.
When Pokemon (like Pikachu, Charizard, and Machamp) mee their shiny forms, things get weird...
The most tragic thing that can happen in Pokemon.
Pixel Pete is back after his Kickstarter game finally got finished, but he's about to learn some harsh lessons about saving a brutal autocratic regime.
When Pokedex entries are taken literally, things can get dangerous.
Owen Parsons (the voice of Pokemon Rusty) returns in this new series about a Poke-...I mean, a young child who trains POCKET-SIZED MONSTERS to battle other POCKET-SIZED MONSTERS, in England in the 1800s.
Uhhh...meow-chu? A nightmare unlike any before, where Detective Pikachu is a film made by Sega.
Never meet your heroes.
Byron (Owen Parsons, voice of Pokemon Rusty) is going to Build the Body of his new Pocket Sized Monster (totally unlike Pokemon, I don't see the similarities at all, really) and find his first BodyBuilder Battle in this new episode of BodyBuilders!
It's a real thwagedy.
Avada ke-dumbass.
The world needs to....evolve.
Catch 'em all - the SMART way!
You voted for it (in our Community tab), so now Kevin is advising the Clown Prince of Crime himself - The Joker (Heath Ledger version). Tell us who Kevin should advise next!
It's time to just give up and take the L.
Get ready for some shuck and aww.
Which Player 2 is number one?
At least marathon runners don't have to deal with LAVA PITS.
The Mandalorian's mission to protect Baby Yoda should have a lot more stinky diapers.
When evil needs no assistance, Kevin's job is done.
Time to paint the town red.
See kids, this is why we don’t skip plumber school.
A caterpillar and two cocoons are not what gym leaders should be using.
Yeah, I'm thinking this monetary system makes no....cents.
Pikipek: History's Greatest Monster
Green Hill Zone was like most zones - too many mouths, not enough rings to go around...
Yes we are running out ways to describe how literal these Pokedex entries are but that won't stop us.
In June 2010 - 10 years ago exactly - we produced a retro videogame sketch pilot called Game Face, sorta in the mold of Robot Chicken, and tried to sell it to a few TV networks. No one wanted it. But their loss was the internet's gain - we chopped it up a bit, released a few individual segments as videos, and thus Dorkly Bits were born. And a full on decade later, we're still making them. Enjoy this weird, forgotten piece of Dorkly lore.
We're running out of ways to describe how literal these are. Really shoulda just called them "Part X" in the titles. Oh well, too late now.
The literal levels are maxed out.
That's pretty literal, right?
The literal Pokedex ride ain't over yet.
Pretty real, right?
We're just gonna start actually saying which number parts these are because I'm running out of adjectives.
Thank you for watching this extremely silly arc and supporting this very weird channel through some shaky times. Probably at least another 2 videos to complete this particular arc.
Yeah the guy who does the Pokédex entries need a therapist. Right now.
Poor Audino.
An existence worse than rewatching X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
Two weeks without a Pokemon video, this might be a new record.
A spiritual sequel to the oldie.
What horrifying implications do the Pokedex entries for Charmander, Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise suggest? And which Pokemon should we cover next time?!
“Oh god it’s also doing a gender reveal!”
Bulbasaurs have the seeds planted in them AT birth, they're not born with it??? Pretty weird.
Pidgey, Pidgeotto, and Pidgeot's Pokedex entries are...weird.
Come for the Pokemon jokes, stay for the timely Chernobyl references.
The Slowpoke evolution line has some...issues.
Doduo's got two heads and one brain cell.
So...I heard you like Mudkip?
Chikorita, Bayleef, and Meganium's entries are just too sweet 'n nice to do anything bad with!
Eeveelution fans, this one's for you.
These fire-chickens sure are spicy.
Ho-oh and Lugia are complicated birds.
The legendary trio of Hoenn are making the climate a little tough to adjust to.
The goth kids of the Pokemon world are very, very dark.
Maybe taking over an incredibly-busted ship in the middle of space isn't the best idea.
I've seen that guy eat an entire sentient bullet before.
Here's the terrible secret of Diglett and Dugtrio...
Feebas and Milotic is basically Pokemon's She's All That. PROVE ME WRONG.
The Piplup evolution line needs to chill.
Mario and Sonic's enemies decide to pull a switcheroo.
X-rays from the Moon are really complicating pollution.
Another castle? ANOTHER CASTLE?!
There's a reason there's not actual pets in Pokemon.
Turns out Piranha Plants have a LOT of time to learn new things.
Mario meets a furry little critter (whose skin he usually uses to murder his enemies).
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.
Mario's had enough castles.
Love this children's game that forces you to question the afterlife.
Those blue shells come from somewhere ya know...
A break from the past.
We need to change, we need to grow, we need to...evolve.
Look, it's easy ok. Cheep Cheeps can only be found in the river in spring. Bloopers are summer in the ocean.
The horrifying truth about Red's father is dug up.
Seriously, chill out man.
Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry mons?
Gyarados clearly isn't an ice-type, because he has no chill.
Surely meddling with nature will solve this pesky global warming problem.
Onix does a lot more for the ecosystem than get destroyed in Brock's gym.
He's here to take down the Kingler of crime.
If only the magic lamp could take you straight to the 45 billion won.
You had a good thing going above the wall man, you really did.
Hate to see what they'd do to Lance.
Togepi can be your angel... or your devil.
Now these are pictures of Spider-Man.
Sonic and Tails deliver a package to an unfortunate individual in the thrilling finale to the Old Man Sonic saga.
The greatest TM of all, packing them some heat.
Finally, one for the foot fetishists.
Should've collected the common sense stone.
Through meditation, all things are possible.
It'sa her, Peach.
Two titans finally meet.
You're Torterra-ing up my heart.
Holy shit we did 50 of these?!
Sorry, Seaking.
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An Eeveelution jamboree.
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Kanto insurance rates are astronomical.
Mmmmm. Neck bananas.
Forgive him Arceus, he knows not what he does.
Now you see him, now you don't.
Bone Applin tea.
Fear of the Unown is the greatest fear of all.
You've garred your last chomp, compadre.
Come along take my hand, let's all go to Dragon Land.
A-get-a over here!
Snorunt used Trick Room!
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's unspeakable horror.
May their souls find peace in Lavender Town.
Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, Gol-deeeeen...I'm begging of you please don't take my HP.
Gotta catch 'em all (if they're the first Pokemon you encounter in a new area).
I'm sorry but Mario can't be voiced by a guy with abs.
He's just looking to even the Oddishes.
Let the Rain Dance of the Dragons begin.
Maybe it's time Pokemon battles had weight classes?
What happens to Pokemon NPCs after they're defeated in battle?
Don't get on Sunkern's bad side.
Be aware of your surroundings and look out for sentient rock men with arms.
That's right. We finally reached the sexy number.
Remember kids, when playing an emulator be careful which ROM hacks you download.
Should I use that super special rare item now? Nah, maybe later.
Can you beat Mario's record-breaking speedrun?
SNAP into our new Marvel addiction. Seriously. Be careful playing this one.
The Mario finally got got. His demise is nigh!
If you were Link, wouldn't you be pretty pent up too?
Now that every TV show has a recap podcast, the Angry Birds wanted to get in on that action. Plus, they need the money.
Hey Ash! Are you sure retiring from Pokemon is a good idea?
Shredder wants to kickstart our doom.
This generation of Pac-men ain't what they used to be.
Look at Mario, the evolution of the Italian Video Game Stereotype is here! Also, we just love Pizza Tower! You should play it!
Lil Mac gave it his all against Mike Tyson! Unfortunately...
Everyone is creepy in a mask, especially Shy Guy.
"GET OVER HERE"
Seriously, we need a more manageable amount of Spider-Men!
That's right! Pokemon Pokedex is back!
BREAKING NEWS: Princess Zelda has been kidnapped... again...
Oh Super Mario! Please tell us it isn’t true!
Kill it! Kill the original Mega Man with fire!
2 UNBELIEVABLE SECRET TIPS TO SUPER MARIO BROS! The last one will SHOCK YOU!
In Mortal Kombat, Friendships are worse than Fatalities.
Shuckle and Mike Trapp return to Dorkly!
Speaking of Star Wars, it has some other problems, too...
Mario was so preoccupied with whether or not he could evolve Yoshi that he didn't stop to think if he should.
Warning: If you're a completionist, Mario will wreck your life.
Here's a new Baldur's Gate controversy for you to stew on!
Gotta catch em all...but like sooner.
Seriously, WHAT DO THEY DO WITH THE OLD POKEMON?!?
Ken was ready to Street Fight humans, not electric monsters from Brazil!
These are the least dumb video game bosses, but still, they are pretty dumb.
We finally reveal the BIG secret about Spider-man!
It's hard being a single dad/maniacal despot!
Why Marvel Is Failing Everyone!
Magikarp had a tough life!
Now you can think about Tetris all day instead of talking to your family. You're welcome.
How many dark secrets can Mario have?! No, seriously, we need more idea!
Samus is a what? Metroid will never be the same again!
Put the mask back on, Sub-Zero!
Maybe don't let your kids play Pokemon!
Think you've mastered Sonic The Hedgehog? I bet you never found this level.
What do you think of the TOTALLY TUBULAR NEW TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE?!?
Poor Pac-Man...
Abobo is a Double Dragon Tragedy!
Super Mario Bros Wonder isn't so wonderful after all!
Good luck trying to split the check with these Pokemon.
It’s okay to like both Palworld and Pokémon, just as long as fictional animals are murdering each other for sport.
At this point Mario, Sonic and all of the other games can file a class-action law suit against this power up company.
It's like the real MrBeast, but it's less dystopian.
Don't Eat The Mushrooms, Mario!
Run and hide video games, the Helldivers are here!
This is not any weirder than Super Mario Wonder!
Mario is a cat... Not creepy at all!
Disney really messed up Star Wars... No, not because of the "woke" stuff.
Don't get jealous of someone's else Fallout upgrades
LEGEND OF ZELDA JUST CHANGED FOREVER! NINTENDO SHOCKED!
Run and hide video Socialism, the Helldivers are here!
If you think about it, Super Mario Bros 2 was a nightmare.
Superman doesn't need a decentralized kryptonite.
Some Pokemon are mean and some are nice, but we can all agree they are all very weird.
When you're dealing with singing monsters, you can take the Wubbox out of Plant Island, but you can never take Plant Island out of the Wubbox.
Poor, terrible Luigi!
Holy Cow! It's the 75th Pokedex!
These Mortal Kombat fans need to learn some respect.
It's gonna be a tough day for Dr Wily when Mega Man goes berserk!
Wouldn't Mario and Sonic be better if you had to spend money every two minutes?
NO MORE FAKE GAMES!
The Deadpool & Wolverine cameo you've been waiting for: Mario.
The TRUE origin of Mario!
It's all about EEVEE on today's Pokedex.
Wouldn't Mario and Sonic be better if they were terrible?
NO MORE FAKE GAMES!
This video game accountant is all about the rings, rupees and coins. Sell out.
Oh Mario, what fun and terrifying power-ups you have now!
Oh Mario, what fun and terrifying power-ups you have now!
I, Reboot
Joel Schumacher's most infamous addition to the Batsuit is actually AMAZING. Here's why.
His greatest sin was Caring Too Much
Or, any of these plus "go get the eagles."
Every Hitler ass-kicking, a blessing.
We could only wish using a computer looked so interesting...
They're super defective!
Like if a crystal ball took eight episodes of screaming to power up.
Swapping dignity for Pachinko since the 1980s.
No secret stays hidden forever.
When You're Here, You're Family.
Games that are looking to high score.
The greatest death was of your childhood.
Low budget, high sexiness.
See You, Space Trucker
Less-than-heroic behavior.
The smallest stars in Star Wars.
Are You a Patriotic Enough Dude to Watch the Video?
Giving a new meaning to "slipping you a Mickey."
"Nice work, Jerry, but I think you should put Pacman in a tank top with his face on it. And make sure he has a big dick."
Censored Balls Z
Nerdpocalypse Now
We still like to consider the prequels "fan theories" too.
Tappin' that keyboard single-handedly.
Senpai will be sorry he noticed.
If you get scared in the game... you get scared in real life.
A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making these movies. But mostly blood.
They ain't even trying to hide their Mickeys anymore.
Another couple reasons that EA execs should probably be in jail.
Remember that time that Mulder, Scully, and James Bond had to play video games to save their lives?
Batman: skating by on technicalities since the 1940s.
Can you name all five things the Die Hard movies were based on?
Can you guess where The Terminator got his guns?
What's the most you would pay for pervy x-ray vision in a Japanese sex game?
Yep, at least two Pokemon were invented by the Christian God.
The only things that are scarier than the new dialog system.
This is not a reaction to anything currently happening on the internet, we do not own the right to react.
Now and again, everyone needs a good song about Batman's butthole.
You'll never guess who signed The Bear Jew's baseball bat!
Harry Potter had his own special felix felicis.
Batman's greatest weapon is The Feels.
We 100% promise that every single one of these will* be in Deadpool 2.
How did you know what Ewoks are called if it was never said in any of the movies?
4Kids used add sub sandwiches, it was very confusing!
This is the sick, sad reality we paid for.
Finally, a fan convention about videogames.
Do you know about the hidden message in Boromir's death song?
It's easy to forget that a woman invented modern sci fi.
I'll give you three guesses what the "Bat-Poon" is.
When all else fails, just turn Batman into a porno.
Did you catch Bill Cosby and Kanye West on the Dead Pool list?
Which of your favorite movie monsters are hidden in your local church?
Can you guess what famous director LITERALLY made a crew member shit himself?
Yep. That swirl on Poliwag is actually his poop-filled guts.
Did you know TR-8R's real name?
Batman's greatest strength is his kindness.
Can you guess which single second of in the Matrix sequels took six months of preparation?
Everyone Mei knows may have died horribly, but that doesn't get her down!
When your AAA game has to be digitally recalled, you know you've screwed up.
A very surprising fan invented the origin of the word "Doctor" from Doctor Who!
Knowing the difference may someday save your life.
Illustrators and anime fans, Caldwell Tanner, Nathan Yaffe and Julia Lepetit attempt to draw the iconic anime characters assigned to them by Dorkly’s number one anime boy, Jake Young. This episode is brought to you by Crunchyroll.
You'll never guess which Blizzard characters you can find on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
Wolverine's secret power is his Gross Pervert Factor
Overwatch's New Map is Hiding Some Fascinating Details
Widowmaker wasn't always so bad...
Are you prepared, children? I didn’t caaaatch that! On today’s episode of Drawfee, Caldwell and Nathan invite you to join them in Board Short Bay, the home of the lovable and completely original character Moist Robert Rumpleshirt and his delightful underwater friends. This episode is brought to you by Crunchyroll.
The animators at Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and all your other favorites definitely had some dirty minds. From Dexter's Lab to Justice League, Animaniacs to Steven Universe- here are 10 of the dirtiest kids cartoons on TV.
Did you know that Professor X is responsible for the deaths of a bunch of X-Men? Or that Iron Man was part of the Illuminati? Or that Nick Fury is a cold blooded killer? And why does everyone hate Hulk so much?!
On today’s episode of Drawfee, Caldwell and Nathan invite their favorite schoolboy scamp, Willie Muse, to try out their new back to school toy, the Bamboo Spark from Wacom, and to take a trip down memory lane by reliving an embarrassing school moment with them.
Nathan and Caldwell have been tasked by Crunchyroll with creating this season's new hit anime, but they can't do it alone! Which is why they've recruited Dorkly's Jake Young and Legend of Krys creator Jacob Andrews to help them out. Will they create this years new hot property, or spend 15 minutes doodling a weird horse? Watch now to find out!
The Otaku Trucker's back, BELIEVE IT! Hot off his latest steampunk adventure, the Otaku Trucker (Logan Cunningham from Bastion, Transistor, and upcoming Pyre) finds himself in trouble with a gang of motorcycle furries led by Anthropomorphin Joe. The ensuing conflict calls upon Mad Max: Fury Road, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, One Piece, Dragonball Z, Speed Racer and more. Will our Anime Ace persevere, or will he be defeated by the Pouncing Plushies and Furious Furries?
Naruto has a ton of characters, but so many go unappreciated!
Would you believe me if I told you Nathan Drake is based on Johnny Knoxville?
The horror...
Sun and Moon is coming out soon, and it has some really dark Pokedex entries!
All our favorite anime series are filled with cliches. From Dragonball Z to Bleach, from One Piece to Gurren Lagaan. Even Kill la Kill is bubbling over with tropes. But some of these tropes are actually awesome! Our resident anime expert Jared is here to tell you why your favorite weeaboo bait is actually otaku gold. These shounen series filled with ultimate attacks may get a lot of flak, but they are actually awesome!
We play an [incredibly simplified] version of Dungeons and Dragons, using AUDIENCE SUGGESTIONS to ruin the game!
Johnny Foreskin makes his triumphant return - this time to rescue Brindille from the depths of hell with the help of Croissandwich. Part 2 of our epic LIVE role playing game using your audience suggestions for one of our party members!
Caldwell and Nathan of The Drawfee Channel invite #1 DBZ fan and all around good draw boy Justin Hall on today's episode of Drawfee to help them draw knock off Dragon Ball Z characters.
Steven Universe killed his mother, just by being born. That's...pretty heavy for a cartoon.
You don't need creepypasta for Pokémon to get dark n' creepy. Nintendo and Game Freak have updated the Pokédex to include the creepiest descriptions of pokémon yet, both the new ones found in Alola and the original. From Mimikyu's dark secret to the hidden intentions of Froslass, Sun & Moon has some very weird and upsetting descriptions.
Super Mario may be the most famous video game character on the face of the planet, but that doesn't mean there aren't things left to learn. There were weird King Koopa cartoons in the 90s, and strange localizations of the games. Did you know Yoshi's full name? Or the name Mario had, even before Miyamoto named him Jumpman? Or Luigi's biggest secret?
Nathan, Jacob and Jake were delighted to discover that Crunchyroll has a Random Anime Button on their website. Join them as they attempt to create a drawing based on randomly generated Anime titles on this episode of Drawfee Roulette!
Video game censorship in Germany is a big deal, but the ways in which games are censored are often surprising. In this video we talk about games such as Wolfenstein, Indiana Jones, Half-Life, Soldier of Fortune II, Call of Duty: World at War, DooM, Saints Row: The Third, Command & Conquer: Generals, and Grand Theft Auto. From blood and violence, to references to World War 2- the changes may not always be surprising, but they're always strange.
The gang returns to the rubble of Castle Dorkly to find out what happens when Johnny Foreskin takes on a fearsome dragon. 1's are rolled, and heroes fall. Is this the end of Dorkly & Dragons? Featuring some help from Drawfee's Nathan Yaffe!
Adam Conover ("Adam Ruins Everything") sat down with legendary game designer Rand Miller ("Myst," "Riven") to discuss his game design philosophy and Cyan Worlds' most recent release, Obduction.
Most of the time, sex scenes in movies are meant to be exciting... but sometimes, they're horrifying. NSFW warning on this one, broh. Today's video includes scenes from movies such as David Cronenberg's Crash, the Adrien Brody movie Splice, a bunch of zombie movies like Dead Snow 2, Southland Tales, and, of course, Brain Damage. We also talk about Peter Jackson's Braindead (also known as Dead Alive), Rick and Morty, Hatchet 2, and a few other gross things!
Matt Groening's classic show has three decades of episodes to pull from, so it's not surprising that some Simpsons episodes will hit you right in the feels.
Move over, Matrix. John Wick is the hands down, balls-to-the-wallest, raddest action movie ever made.
All of your favorite Disney movies started way different than they wound up. Zootopia, Lion King, Toy Story, Aladdin, and Lilo and Stitch all started as immensely different movies. This early versions were corrected, altered, and sometimes censored to become the theatrical versions that we all know and love today.
You wanted it, you got it. The conclusion of the Pokemon Rusty saga, coming soon - new episodes starting March 18th.
The humble origins of the internet's favorite hero...
It's hard to know where to draw the line with kids cartoons on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon, but sometimes you favorite shows go far over the line for what is typically considered appropriate for children. From the Powerpuff girls to Transformers, Sam and Max to The Chipettes- inappropriate, dirty jokes will slip past the censors.
Just because games are classic doesn't mean they're perfect.
Thought you couldn't kill cuccos? Think again.
It doesn't even look like the same show.
We got our Family together to try playing a Fast and the Furious themed game of Fate on our Twitch channel.
In the name of science, we put Zelda: Breath of the Wild's biggest monsters together to try and get them to stab each other in the face. It... kind of worked?!?! Maybe?! We have the Hinox, the Guardian, the Talus, and the Lynel going at it to determine who is the boss of all bosses, to find out who deserves to be Murderblight Ganon. Spoiler: it's the Cucco.
We try a ridiculous mod for Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto 5, which allows us to use our HTC Vive to enter a virtual reality world of crime. We steal planes, get five stars, blow up blimps, all the while trying not to barf hard all over the place.
The Crystal Gems will always save the day, and if you think they can't... you're probably a censor. Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst and Steven constantly stand up for truth and justice, but that hasn't kept them from being censored from time to time. Dirty jokes have been removed, references to boogers have inexplicably vanished, and worst of all, other countries have removed scenes that imply same-sex relationships.
We already had a Monkey Island movie....you just didn't realize it.
This game is packed with TOO much detail.
Yep- Office Space was destroyed by a Disney movie you've never even heard of.
He's Ari Gold with fewer pixels - the Videogame Agent. And he's the REASON your favorite videogame characters wound up the way they did - from Mario to Sonic to Donkey Kong and everything in-between. And we finally put all of his videos together in one place!
Happy Holidays from Dorkly. Enjoy our pokemon themed yule log with a few familiar faces ;)