"Mr Bond, I... I don't know how to tell you this, but... you have chlamydia." "Nobody ever said the spy game was eas-" "And gonorrhea. And syphilus and crabs." "Well, I suppose that microfilm wasn't the only thing she hiding in her-" "And somehow your crabs tested positive for both HIV and genital warts." "...I must... uh... say this leaves me a bit sh-" "If you say 'Shaken, not stirred' I'm gonna cut your wiener off" "I'll be good."