We see you received the free demo we sent you. We're glad. You see it doesn't matter if you watch it and give us a negative comment... Bruce's been driven mad. We've proved our point. We've demonstrated there's no difference between Funhaus and everyone else! All it takes is one bad demo to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, are we right? We know we are. Why else would you subscribe to this silly channel? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as a Party Monster... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that demos are fun, that there's some point to playing a broken game! God you make us want to puke. Something like that happened to us, you know. We... We're not exactly sure which demo it was. Sometimes we remember it one way, sometimes another... If we're going to have a past, we prefer it to fill a whole binder! Ha ha ha! But our point is... our point is, we went crazy. When we saw the terrible stuff PC gamers used to put up with, we went crazy as a coot! We admit it! Why can't you? You're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know what triggered the console wars? An argument over how many demos could fit on a PC Gamer CD-Rom! A PC Gamer CD-Rom! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever played or installed... it's all a digital, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?