All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Government Dicks and Retirement Scrilla

    • August 11, 2015

    Got a fucking problem? Tell Dear Julian! In Episode 1 he gives advice on government fines, investing for a brighter retirement, and what's more important – your buddies or your wife.

  • S01E02 Banging and Pokey

    • August 18, 2015

    Accidentally made your best friend's sister pregnant and don't know what the fuck to do? Tell Dear Julian...

  • S01E03 Potatoes in a Bucket

    • September 1, 2015

    Julian has advice for a lonely Swedish stoner, a wannabe muscleman, and a realtor trying to make it in the trailer park world!

  • S01E04 Playing the Stripper Game

    • September 15, 2015

    Julian gives advice on how to get banged, how not to get banged, and how to deal with someone you don't want to bang!

  • S01E05 Avoiding the Slippery Slope of Shit

    • September 29, 2015

    Can't get motivated to work out? Solve your problem with one very fucking weird trick! Julian also gives advice on controlling your dope habit, and why you should keep your lust in check on a first date.

  • S01E06 Piss in the Milk

    • November 3, 2015

    Julian gives advice on how not to lose half your shit in marriage, handling a butter fucker-upper, and how his "Drunk as Fuck" technique can boost your self-esteem!

  • S01E07 We'll Take Care of It... For $500

    • November 10, 2015

    Wanna know how to stay frisky, make pesky pets "disappear", and whether you should bang married dudes? Julian has the answer!

  • S01E08 Awesome Greasy

    • November 17, 2015

    Is stripping a good career move? How can liquor get you to third base? How do you deal with a "Jacob"? Julian knows.

  • S01E09 Cash Will Make You Happy

    • December 8, 2015

    Julian gives some good fuckin' advice on keeping warm in Canada, how a gamer can get his dick sucked, and why an ex-cop should get greasy!

  • S01E10 Stop Your Fucking Whining

    • December 15, 2015

    Julian tackles shitty kitties, asshole bosses, quitting the smokes... and some really fucking STUPID questions!

  • S01E11 Pace Yourself, Bud

    • December 29, 2015

    Has The Liquor become a way of life? Wanna quit drinking? Fuck that – Julian gives advice on the best ways to get shitfaced!

  • S01E12 Go with the Hash

    • January 12, 2016

    Julian gives advice on moving to Canada without a plan, dealing with fucked zombie-fearing neighbours, how to cope in jail, and retiring in your twenties!

  • S01E13 How Not to Be a Fucking Loser

    • January 26, 2016

    Julian gives advice on overcoming writer's block, starting up a greasy bootlegging business, and how to get out and have fun when you can't be fucking bothered!

  • S01E14 When Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock

    • February 9, 2016

    Should I sell Grandma's engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more!

  • S01E15 Fuck The Government

    • February 23, 2016

    Should I grow dope in my shed? How am I gonna cope in jail? Should I confront my shady neighbours? Julian has the answers!

  • S01E16 Bang Away

    • March 8, 2016

    Should I bang younger dudes? How do I deal with a douche moocher of a neighbour? Should I smoke hash, weed or honey oil? Julian gives out some more awesome advice!

  • S01E17 Dick Genes

    • March 22, 2016

    Julian blasts through this week's pile of problems, including shitty tenants, shitty landlords, shitty neighbours, and shitty business ideas!

  • S01E18 Toughen the Fuck Up

    • March 29, 2016

    Julian gives advice on whether to blackmail a greasy neighbour cheating on his wife, and what to do if you don't like to party but wanna make friends!

  • S01E19 Get the Fuck Outta Bed

    • April 25, 2016

    To drink or not to drink? That is the fucking question! Also: I can't decide between a good job and smoking weed! I have ADD and can't get out of bed! I keep crying in the shower!

  • S01E20 Fill Up That Gut

    • May 9, 2016

    How to deal with asshole brothers-in-law, dog thieves, greasy bosses and bad hangovers, and how not to get a job at SwearNet!

  • S01E21 Get Banged, Get Drunk, Get High

    • July 20, 2016

    Julian is back with advice on choosing a career path, dealing with ‘the one that got away,’ how to handle fucking assholes, and the best way to become a professional wrestler.

  • S01E22 Move to Sunnyvale

    • July 27, 2016

    It seems a lot of problems could be solved by doing a bit less bitching and a bit more banging. Julian has advice for the recently divorced, the infertile, and the cowardly. Plus: how Americans should deal with their fucked election.

  • S01E23 Advice from Two Hungover Dicks

    • November 8, 2016

    Ricky joins Dear Julian as the Boys answer viewer questions and do their best to shake off a MEAN fucking hangover. Get advice on salvia, dealing with dicks, and what to do if you ever meet Lahey and Randy.

  • S01E24 How to Not Piss Yourself

    • November 15, 2016

    The rum is poured and Julian is answering your questions. He has advice on getting money that you are owed from your boss, what to do about shitty ex’s and shitty cousins, and most importantly - how to not piss yourself.

  • S01E25 Finding the Proper Liquor Level

    • November 22, 2016

    Having a hard time being a businessman because you love your day-drinking too much? Have no tolerance for bullshit? Not sure how to ask out women? This episode of Dear Julian is for you!

  • S01E26 Banging Away a Broken Heart

    • November 29, 2016

    Julian is drinkin’ and answerin’ again. The Dirty Dancer gives advice on hunting while drinking, dealing with a friend who turns into a dickhead with booze, and how to get over a breakup.

  • S01E27 Merry Fucking Christmas

    • December 13, 2016

    The holiday season stresses everyone the fuck out. Luckily, Julian has a drink and some good advice. Learn how to handle shitty malls, what to do if your family is leaving you for the holidays, and whether you should buy booze or Trailer Park Boys merchandise.

  • S01E28 Fuck It, It's Christmas

    • December 20, 2016

    Julian is back with part two of his Dear Julian holiday questions, and he has advice on dealing with drunken uncles, drunk ass fathers, and drunk teenagers. Plus: is it a good idea to steal Christmas trees?

Season 2

  • S02E01 Don’t Be Bettin’ on Fuckin’ Hobo Fights

    • January 24, 2017

    Julian asked Ricky and Bubbles to help him out for the first episode of the new season of Dear Julian! Hear advice on the morality of hobo fights, how to pass a piss test, and why you shouldn’t fuck with Tie Domi, under any circumstances!

  • S02E02 Does Bubbles Prefer to Feed the Geese?

    • January 31, 2017

    Bubbles and Ricky are back, getting their fingerprints all over Julian’s new table. The Boys answer questions about whether or not 2017 will suck hard, how many kilometres are on the Shitmobile, as well as an extremely intimate question about Bubbles’ love life!

  • S02E03 How in the Fuck Do You Make Swish?

    • February 8, 2017

    Julian and special guest Bubbles answer your questions about the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off Employment Insurance, Randy as a child, and the most fucked up things they’ve ever seen Ricky do.

  • S02E04 Half-Naked Most of the Time

    • February 14, 2017

    Bubbles is back as a special guest, and he’s really earning his pay (a bag of chips). They answer questions about shitty landlords, animals on weed, the reasons behind Julian’s love of black shirts, and much more!

  • S02E05 Be Fuckin' Supportive

    • April 25, 2017

    Julian answers questions about dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, handling horny young piano students, and what Bubbles has in store for a new SwearNet show. It all goes pretty smoothly until Chipper fucks it all up.

  • S02E06 Avoiding Whisky Dick

    • May 30, 2017

    Julian’s answering your questions about liquor threesomes, lending money to friends, and stripper moms. He also gets a little bit fucking pissed at some dicks who insist on calling him Swayze!

  • S02E07 It's for the Liquor

    • June 6, 2017

    Julian offers advice on cheap liquor options, parenting, and ladies. He also answers the question we’ve all been wondering: how in the fuck does he put up with all of these fucky questions?

  • S02E08 Fuckin’ Modern Technology

    • June 13, 2017

    Julian passes on some Ricky advice for throwing the cops off the dope scent. He also talks about technology’s impact on his business initiatives, keeping rum from spilling while driving, and what retirement looks like to him.