Lindsay's got a secret admirer! But who can it be? Lindsay's so focused on her secret admirer, she neglects to help Eli with their school project. Eli's mad that he's doing all the work. Will Lindsay's secret admirer ruin her friendship with Eli? Meanwhile, as a class project, Eli and Lindsay teach a rat to run and complete a maze, and Darcy and Kathi teach a rooster to bowl. And Chloe teaches Jack and Colt how to play soccer so they can join a team, to get free food. When finally revealed that Britney is actually Lindsay's secret admirer for a cruel hoax, Eli announces to everyone that he has been Lindsay's secret admirer all along.