The White Guy

As part of an undercover operation against the Mafia, Damon shoots Billy in the foot at the Don's request. Billy's upset with Damon even though the bullet just went into his shoe, until his co-workers assure him that being shot in the line of duty is great for his credibility. Bernard's positive that his estranged wife Janice is having an affair, but Damon promises to prove him wrong. When Stacy tells Damon that Janice will never confide in anyone but another woman, Damon puts on drag and ""introduces himself"" to Janice at a male strip club where she's spending the evening with some friends. In the women's restroom with Janice, Damon encounters Bernard, also in drag but having forgotten to shave his mustache. Janice confesses to Damon that she's having an affair with someone at the club, and both Damon and Bernard assume it's Tom, the club's owner and a stripper, who also happens to be a dwarf. Bernard's devastated that Janice would have an affair with a white guy and is determined to p