Join Gladys and all of your favorites in this collection of the craziest and crudest calls from the third season of Crank Yankers.
Join Terrence and all of your favorites in this collection of the craziest and crudest calls from the third season of Crank Yankers.
A turd in Gladys' car; Elmer needs an apt; Batman's Nemesis needs information; Special Ed books a trip; Birchum wants a job.
Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".
Shavin books a room for the Wu-Tang Clan; Hadassah applies for a nanny job; Rob helps a friend in need; Elmer finds a surprise in his dinner.
Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.
Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.
Niles wants invitations for an ass slaping contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.
Hadassah calls with a survey; Spoonie pitches greeting cards; Sal Macauley plays The Phone Zone; Bobby suffers a loss; Ween performs.
Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.
Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.
Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.
Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.
Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.
Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.
George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.
Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.
Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.
Bobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.
Elmer calls about a gay cruise.
Hadassah Calls a Landfill, Chip calls a hardware store, Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley, Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Helen Higgins Calls an Art School, Bobby Fletcher wants to join the Peace Corps.
Special Ed goes out to the ballgame; a sleazy professor calls a co-ed.
Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.
Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job.
Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.
Terence Catheter calls looking for a stalker for his client George Wendt, Tony Deloge is trying to get a free meal, Birchum's Uncle died, Cammie's been having encounters with the paranormal, A store manager calls a retirement home, Ed calls a library.
Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.
Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, Concierge gives wake up calls to random hotel room, Danny needs an engagement ring.
Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,
Niles Standish calls about a new hobby, Samir is throwing a party, Clay calls looking for a gift for his girlfriend, Terence needs a new pair of boots for Hall and Oates, Cammie calls a Gynecologist's office.
Sonny calls delivering a singing phone-a-gram, Katie wants a credit card, Bobby Fletcher calls a retirement home looking for acting talent, Asha gets an unexpected delivery, Elmer plans a reunion., Maria calls about getting some plastic surgery for her 11 year old daughter, Ed calls a man asking if he knows any special people.
Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant and Hadassah receives a sexually suggestive toy from her mother.
Bobby needs a locksmith, Gladys calls a breast feeding expert, Terrence needs help with his new boss, Ken calls wanting to hire a bodyguard, Cammie teaches teens about Sex, Ray needs some language lessons.
Birchum calls a Private Investigator,Wally Calls an Exterminator, Stompie Wants to have fun, Hadassah gets a new job.
Niles calls with a complaint, Jack wants to buy a used car, Gladys wrestles with doing the right thing, Kevin wants a new playmate, Theo calls hoping to adopt some kittens.
Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.
Jeff plans a surprise party and Cammie asks for advice on how to date a Jewish man.
Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.
Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.
Ken calls a paper with breaking news, Tab wants to hypnotize his Grandmother, Hadassah's having a Baby, Ed calls a Restaurant, Cammie wants to learn magic, and Terrence wants to buy some dolls for Demie.
Katie's having a party, Terrence is looking for new artwork, Sonny Tanning delivers a singing Phone-O-Gram, Birchum needs some able bodies, Chip Le Las Comiquitas, Bobby wants to lose some weight, and Hadassah desperately needs a Plumber.
Ludacris calls his label head with some exciting news; Gladys has a problem with her new phone.
Norman complains of senior abuse; Terrence casts a show for Spike Lee.
Cammie needs a house sitter; Hadassah interviews an artist.
The Truth needs to hire a P.I.; Sonny Tanning calls a nursing home.
Niles recruits for a basketball team; Special Ed in space.
Special Ed makes a scientific discovery, and The Nemesis tracks down Lois Lane.
Terrence plans a prank for Johnny Knoxville, and Bobby finds a human head.
Hadassah interviews an NFL quarterback for a teen magazine, and Ludacris needs some security.
Hadassah buys the wrong handbag, and Special Ed and his friend Special Eminem try to go bowling.
The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.
Elmer complains about a tree, and Hadassah shops for Santas.
Cammie shops for a sturdy mattress, and Professor Fermstein pitches his lecture to a sorority.
Murray complains about a traumatic restaurant experience, and Hadassah needs cooking advice on a special night.
Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.
Terrence casts a reality show; Hadassah develops a sentimental attachment to someone else's lost wallet.
Cammie gets steamy home videos edited professionally; Niles answers a personal ad.
Birchum has an insect problem, and Spoonie Luv promotes his homemade porn videos.
Elmer calls a bus depot to reclaim his lost pacemaker; Gladys calls a charm school for her daughter.
Spoonie plans a night out; Elmer searches for the right personal assistant.
Rudy needs help with his script; Special Ed calls a doughnut shop.
"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician" "Chip is Moving" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone" "Hadassah Calls Mall Security" "Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson" Hadassah Follow-up
"Special Ed Calls a Fruit Market" "Steve-O Wants to Set a Record" "Hadassah Gives Away a Hummer" "Niles Wants to Rent a Moon Bounce" "Mark Thomas Helps Disable a Virus" "Elmer Calls a Boot Store With a Complaint" "Jon Helps His Grandma Book a Trip"
"Chamillionaire Gets Sued" "Chip Calls a Plastic Surgeon" "Maverick Has a Bone to Pick" "Terrence Books a Limo for His Client" "The Concierge Offer an Apology" "Jack Larson is Worried About His Dog"
"Special Ed Has a Bug Problem" "Francis Wants to Give Awards to His Team" "Wayne McClammy Calls a Cattle Ranch" "Elmer Feels Violated" "Birchum Calls A Dog Walker" "Bobby Calls a Tanning Salon" "Russel Has High Hopes for a Prank"
"Incoming Call: Joel and Benji are Looking for an Assistant" "Incoming Call: Dr. Premise Interviews an Assistant" "Israeli Guy Needs to Book a Trip" "Incoming Call: Yankerville Parcel Service Loses a Package" "Hadassah is Bored" "Lil Jon Wants to Enroll His Son in a Daycare" (featuring Special Ed!)
"Incoming Call: A Telemarketer Calls Special Ed" "Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors" "Terrence Calls a Church for Paris Hilton" "Wayne McClammy Wants a Tattoo" "Chip Plans a Family Meal" "Incoming Call: Yankerville Parcel Service Loses a Package" "Ryan Tries to be a Good Father"
Taylor from “The Real World” calls up a medieval theme restaurant, and Sav Macaulay hosts a game show over the phone.
Nick Cannon tries to sell a car that someone might have been murdered in, and Birchum tries to enroll his conjoined daughters in a gymnastics class.
Spoonie Luv’s sex life gets ruined by birds, Birchum pesters a yoga studio, and an aspiring job applicant (Chelsea Peretti) brags about her stunning looks.
Shasta calls neighborhood watch on a white guy, a vape shop fields a complaint from Dr. Penis, and Elmer is thrilled with his new adult diapers.
Bobby tries a matchmaking service, Nikki Glaser calls a restaurant about an unusual allergy, and Hadassah lists her demands for a prospective employer.
Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld makes a career change, Elmer calls a party store looking for balloons, and Spoonie Luv gets thrown for a loop.
A haunted hotel gets a call from an interested guest, Hadassah wants a no-touch massage, and a woman plans to perform Wiccan rituals at a lumberyard.
An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora, The Truth wants to set up a book signing, and Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.
A woman is furious about her boyfriend's obsession with "Red Dead Redemption," a wannabe performer calls an acting school, and Terrence tries to plan Paris Hilton's wedding.
A rich bro tries to get a new festival off the ground, Spoonie Luv wants to purchase the perfect mattress, and Gladys needs help from a psychic.
Bobby wants a pizza delivery guy to pick up his grandma from the police station, Elmer eats an earbud, and hemp milk brings back memories of Vietnam for Birchum.
Gladys wants to trademark a popular phrase, a cat orders cleaners for his owner's apartment, and Terrence asks Bobby Brown to change his name for Millie Bobby Brown.
Bobby six some highly specific bumper stickers; Nikki Glaser’s Relationship is plagued by technical difficulties; Niles inquires about laundry service.
Landalious creates his own karaoke opportunity, Abbi Jacobson tries to get into character, and Niles and Giles look to take their internet videos to the next level.
Terrence plans a gender reveal for DJ Khaled, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim negotiate a “legally” fun time, and Heidi Gardner practices condescending philanthropy.
Iliza Shlesinger seeks help passing her dental technician exam, Demetri Martin vents his career frustrations, and Dick Birchum plans a birthday for his conjoined twins.
Landalious pitches his own wine brand, Elmer tries to find his missing gym clothes, and Bobby tries to leverage his Yelp notoriety to get special treatment at a restaurant.
Terrence helps Justin Bieber acquire a hippo, Kathy Griffin seeks a sculpture of her ex-husband, Gladys tries to undo her self-acupuncture, and Ron Funches goes to the wrong open house.
Trixie Mattel loses a special false eyelash, Tiffany Haddish leads a doughnut shop worker in prayer, and Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) wants to commemorate an intimate moment in ink.
Iliza Shlesinger questions an odd smell after a car wash, Heidi Gardner wants to hire a topless maid to get revenge on a rival, and Jonathan Kimmel provides forklift customer service.
Annie Murphy struggles to retrieve her vehicle from a towing company, Wanda Sykes berates a driving instructor about his stance on road rage, and Adam Carolla needs to give his wife a lift.
A woman hatches a scheme to get space from a coworker, Elmer wants his late wife's obituary to help him find love, and a cornhole enthusiast explains how the game has changed his life.
A concerned Sunday school teacher calls a bookstore to help them find salvation, Craig looks for professionals to keep him safe from his mother, and a woman wants a lesbian-friendly bird.
A woman orders body-positive gingerbread women from a bakery, Terrence prepares a boutique for a visit from Ivanka Trump, and a man wants privacy from his neighbors during nude activities.
Spoonie Luv calls a pottery store to help him out of a sticky situation, a woman wants a boutique to sabotage her rival, and Niles needs cleanup help after his mom's wild birthday party.
A parent wants to make sure his kid's unique needs are met in day care, brothers want to paint a mural to commemorate their cousin, and Gladys is having embarrassing webcam issues.
A man's CrossFit passion gives him newfound confidence, Niles complains about a yacht club's customer service, and a Christmas fanatic is bothered by a business's lack of holiday spirit.
A man thinks he's been permanently affected by a swimming pool, Mike Tyson offers his services to a flower shop, and Terrence wants to help Nicole Kidman conquer her fear of butterflies.
Brothers want a sensual bagel display for a bar mitzvah; Bill Maher, Jeff Goldblum and Caitlyn Jenner call a hardware store for their reality show; and a man wants to be put in his place.
Crank Yankers Mini Documentary
The first of two un-aired calls on the Season 1 DVD release.
The second of two un-aired calls on the Season 1 DVD release.
Mitch answers an ad in the paper from a band looking for a lead singer.
View the all-time greatest crank calls from this side-splittingly funny Comedy Central television show that features the vocal talents of such hilarious comedians as Jimmy Kimmel, Wanda Sykes, Adam Carolla, Tracy Morgan and Sarah Silverman. Included are such memorable moments as Special Ed yelling "I got mail" 48 times in one call and Hadassah asking the toughest questions imaginable about poop.
Join Special Ed and all your favorites in this collection of the craziest Crank Yankers calls
Join Elmer and all your favorites in this collection of the crudest Crank Yankers calls.
Join Gladys and all of your favorites in this collection of the craziest and crudest calls from the third season of Crank Yankers.
Join Terrence and all of your favorites in this collection of the craziest and crudest calls from the third season of Crank Yankers.
