Job security in the 21st Century? What's that?
Nobody understands how stock options work. Nobody.
Your job is pretty much the same as middle school except with the drama and pettiness dialed up to 11.
If you need to play games at work, just do what every other person does and take ten trips to the bathroom with your phone throughout the day.
Interns: the only people you aren't obligated to pay that you'll still lose a bunch of money on.