Tort wants to play what if as they wait for their waitress in a dinner. What if she came to the table?
The gang goes fishing, but all they catch is an argument about what kind of fish are in the sea.
Tort reads the phone book, and they all decide what they think of the business names are they legitimate.
If you think you have trouble using a self checkout machine, imagine it with Crack's brain.
The Gang complains about the kinds of pizza available is it even American.
Lets take a ride to the zoo with Crack and Tort even if they drift off the subject before they get there.
Crack and Tort debate the pros and cons of The Today Show as they prepare breakfast.
Crack, Tort and Peanut diss American Idol as they play the nights poker game.
Tort tries to get Crack sign sing as they drive to work.
Thinking about a new job is makes Crack and Tort realize they should keep the one they already have or not.