On the very first Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan, Conan talks with minor league pro wrestler Donovan about his Conan-inspired wrestling persona. Then, Conan speaks on intrusive mothers and always being himself during a call with Leigh-Anne from Toronto.
Conan talks with Merin from Mexico City about the best places to go sightseeing. Then he gives advice on a pastor’s sock puppet problem while speaking with Ricky from El Paso.
Conan talks to Andrew from Ohio about dairy farming and opening a Conan-themed amusement park. Next, he learns a bit about chess and cursed mugs while speaking with student Fiki.
Conan discusses which cereal mascot he could take in a fight while speaking with Maggie from New Hampshire. Then he’s introduced to a very cute bunny and the idea of transforming a house into a cafe while talking to Keri from Pennsylvania.
Conan talks with Pauline from Sacramento to get professional style tips and to offer advice he’d give to help a friend out of a breakup slump.
Conan talks with caller Andrew about the importance of colorizing your home and the pleasures of a good soak. Then he speaks with Chelby in Brooklyn about vision boards and being more confident on stage.
Conan hears a diary excerpt from Katelyn at CalTech and shares some of his superstitions. Then he talks with Farhan at NYU about pursuing a career photographing comedy.
Conan talks with Sasha from Kiev about new and exciting video game ideas, Sasha’s 7-month Dungeons & Dragons campaign, and the weirdest jobs he and his team have ever worked at.
Conan talks to Jenna from Boulder about his favorite conspiracy theories. Then, he describes his dream history museum exhibit while chatting with energy lawyer Jenny.
Conan talks to Mohammad from Dublin about Conan’s go-to pump-up song if he were a DJ working a crowd. Then, he speaks with Leah from Michigan about what to do if trapped in a zoo.
Conan talks with pharmacist Kathy from Illinois about amusement park mishaps and what kind of drug Conan would be.
Conan talks with copywriter Chloe about his happiest memory from the last year. Then he chats with Elizabeth about the new words he’s invented and his preferred pick-up lines.
Conan talks to Brenna from Louisville, Colorado about herpetology and what kind of species Conan would want to be named after him.
Conan chats with Michael from Reno about being a ‘spirits educator’ and which fictional bar he’d go to (and who he would bring along).
Conan talks to university graduate Lewis about bad dreams and how to introduce parents to comedy. Then, he chats with William from Anchorage about reluctant outdoorsmanship and whether Conan would be difficult to hunt.
Conan talks to Nancy from Chicago about her work as a haunted house reviewer, and gets assigned his very own haunted house role.
Conan talks to tattoo artist Kristina about what kind of tattoo Conan ought to get and the incredible tattoo belonging to her husband.
Rory Scovel and Daniel Van Kirk join Conan to talk about their podcast Pen Pals and to answer a listener question on how to fall asleep fast.
Conan talks to Jimmy from Orlando about paleontological history and Conan’s personal favorite dinosaur.
Conan talks with pathologist Yaman from Texas about how to perform an autopsy.
Conan talks with Mary Anna from North Carolina about his absolute worst dating experience.
Conan talks with opera singer Kyle to learn techniques for improving his singing (and speaking) voice.
Conan talks to author Megan about the rules of writing children’s books. Then, he speaks with Christian from San Diego about the best lock-picking tools available.
Conan talks to Rose from Tennessee about the roller derby scene and her professional life as an exterminator. Plus, Conan shares which historical figure he’d like to be murdered by.
Conan talks to Turner from Austin, TX about the work that goes into being a quality D&D Dungeon Master and whether or not he could take Stephen Colbert in a LARP fight.
Conan talks to obituary writer Kitty to better understand how he’ll be remembered after he’s dead.
Conan talks to dermatologist Tim from his very own hometown of Brookline, MA about getting a full body exam and whether Conan would be tasty if consumed.
Conan chats with Manu from Nassigny, France about renovating a small-town Airbnb in the country's geographical center.
Conan speaks with Marcus from Kamloops, British Columbia about his work as a land assessor and Conan’s mysterious improv technique.
Conan speaks with Nariman from Cairo about tanning, Egyptian fast food, and dealing with post-pandemic anxiety.
Conan talks to Brittany from Buffalo, NY about working as a skydiving instructor and whether Conan would be able to keep it together on a dive.
Conan chats with Emily from Kentucky about studying clinical psychology and working with a trap-neuter-release nonprofit for cats.
Conan speaks with architect Erik from Milwaukee about designing summer camps and the torture chambers that Conan and his team would design for one another.
Conan talks to Katie from Virginia about her work as a standardized patient and to test his reaction to receiving bad medical news.
Conan speaks with dental hygienist Chrissy from Baltimore about listening to the podcast while she runs and silent movie-themed wine.
Conan talks with criminal defense lawyer Anny about how he would do on the stand and which historical crime he would go back and commit properly.
Conan speaks with roboticist Abhijeet about improving people’s lives with robots and his robot companion C.U.T.I.E.
Conan chats with Phil in Fall River, MA about working in the Lizzie Borden house and how Conan would solve the murder once and for all.
Conan speaks with Jesse at the World Expo in Dubai about playing rock violin and which musical act Conan would play lead guitar for if given the opportunity.
Conan talks with Bjarki from Reykjavik about life in Iceland and how it could be improved by Conan’s despotic rule.
Conan speaks with Mimi in South Queensferry, Scotland about the town’s history of witch hunts and her work in conservation geography.
Conan speaks with Forrest in Maine about his work designing commercial tanks and what sort of tank Conan would drive (if he was allowed).
Conan talks to Matthew in Las Vegas about what it’s like to manage the world’s largest cannabis dispensary and which terrible superpower Conan would saddle himself with.
Conan speaks with Sara from Westerly, Rhode Island about the worst eye ailment she’s ever seen in her work as an optometrist.
Conan talks with designer Phil from Minneapolis about designing fake products for a fake grocery store.
Conan chats with Dean in Florida about being a professional sand sculptor and what moment in history Conan would change to benefit himself (and only himself).
Conan talks to Jonathan about being a small animal veterinarian and what kind of animal Conan would turn into if he had the chance.
Conan chats with Lux in London about rock climbing with a visual impairment and the dumbest, most physically dangerous thing Conan has ever done.
Conan talks to Rebecca in Seattle about working as a professional organizer and how Conan disposes of his unwanted belongings.
Conan speaks with Maureen from Michigan about working as a taxidermist and how and where she would pose a taxidermied Conan.
Conan consults with tarot reader Patti to receive his very own personalized fortune.
Conan speaks with Emma about her work making leather bondage harnesses and the wonderful world of custom sex gear.
Conan talks to Chris from Wilmette, IL about working as a North Pole expedition guide and whether Conan could handle life in the Arctic.
Conan chats with Melissa from Detroit about risking life and limb building picture frames and what to do with the scrap wood left over.
Conan chats with Tyler from Mississippi Mills about being a bus driver, feeling unsafe on the job, and what disses Conan would sling at his younger self.
Conan talks to Lindsay from Halifax about her work with sensory deprivation chambers and Conan’s personal meditation practice.
Conan talks with Walt in North Carolina about what it’s like to work on death row and how Conan would fare as a prison warden.
Conan talks to Lynnea about haunted hotels, massive cats, and what kind of ghost Conan plans on being.
Conan chats with safari guide Alex about his most intense experiences in the field and what animal Conan most identifies with.
Conan talks with NASA engineer Smythe about the craziest things he’s smuggled into space and how Conan’s team would fare in the final frontier.
Conan talks to salon owner Kristi to get recommendations for his style and to get the scoop on the weirdest conversations she’s had with someone in the chair.
Conan talks to Taylor from Salt Lake City about working as a 911 operator and to walk through an emergency simulation.
Conan speaks with Connor from Vancouver about directing animated features and the hardships of height.
Conan chats with Jake in Tbilisi, Georgia about his adventures riding his motorcycle around the world.
Conan talks with Benji from Kampala about the challenges of organizing a traditional Ugandan wedding.
Conan chats with Kevin in Juárez, Mexico about working in a candy factory and the one bit of American history Conan thinks every first-time visitor should know.
Conan speaks with ICU nurse Effie from Durham, North Carolina to find out how she and her fellow nurses keep themselves entertained and how Conan might be of service in a hospital setting.
Conan talks to plastic surgeon Ahmed to find out what procedures he recommends to spruce up Conan's aging physique and to perform a little surgery role-play.
Conan chats with Violet in Kalamazoo, MI about working as a stripper, what Conan’s stage name would be, and what song he would dance to.
Conan talks with historian Joris in the Netherlands about the Black Death, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and what historical disease Conan would personally design.
Conan chats with Molly from Collingwood, Ontario about working as a model, being paid to plant trees, and whether they might be related.
Conan talks with Kelvin from the Canadian Far North about his Dene ancestry and which of Conan, Matt, and Sona would survive the longest alone in the wild.
Conan talks to falconer Roxanne from San Diego about her birds' unique responsibilities and what work Conan could do to join her avian crew.
Conan is joined by Amir from Tehran to hear firsthand about the situation in Iran, what it’s like to live through revolution, and what we can do to help.
Conan chats with toymaker Ben from northwest Arkansas about the toys he despises, which ones he’s most proud of, and Conan’s favorite toy of all time.
Conan talks to Veronika from Eger, Hungary about beach food, getting engaged, and writing a wedding speech.
Conan talks to Jenna from Dallas about working as a middle school principal and which classroom management strategy Conan should use with his team.
Conan chats with Edom from Ethiopia about crafting scented candles and perfumes and what Conan would choose as his signature scent.
Conan chats with Visa from Finland about coffee, the sauna, and playing in a metal band.
Conan talks to Alexandra about being a janitor in Antarctica, traveling the world, and which Disney Princess Conan identifies with the most.
Conan chats with Jackie from Ontario about working at the Toronto Humane Society, studying baboons, and tricks to get your cat to love you.
Conan talks to David from New Rochelle, NY about being a congregational rabbi and what a clergy team meeting with Conan and the chums would look like.
Conan speaks with Jill from Vulcan, Alberta about growing wetland plants in a commercial greenhouse, fainting goats, and what Conan would name a wetland species of his own discovering.
Conan chats with Carles about working as a video game designer and what drag persona Conan would create for himself.
Conan talks to Allan in Missouri about working as a crime scene investigator, surprising scenes she’s investigated, and which of Conan’s team would make the most skilled investigator.
Conan chats with Simon from Slovenia about his favorite specialty coffee shop and its unusual location.
Conan talks to Anna in Bangkok about how to get her mom to stop yelling across the house, the most popular names in Thailand, and what it would be like to bring Conan to a ping pong show.
Conan chats with Ellen from Tullamore, Ireland about going to law school while working in a whiskey distillery and how Conan takes his dram.
Conan chats with Moataz in Alexandria, Egypt about meeting his wife playing a video game and their subsequent virtual wedding ceremony.
Conan speaks to Jack from Abingdon about working for Yellow Submarine Charity, playing in a ukulele ensemble, and the best and worst places Conan has ever slept in.
Conan talks with Bruno in Madrid about working as an airline pilot and tips for giving alarming news from the cockpit.
Conan talks to Josh in Cape Town, South Africa about working on impact games and his history as an auctioneer.
Conan chats with Avril in Dublin about working in reality tv, the typical Irish dating app experience, and how Conan would market himself for online dating.
Conan talks to Waleson from São Paulo about working as a translator and Conan’s favorite controversial historical figure.
Conan speaks with Jarle from Bergen, Norway about his musical duo and the wide range of regional dialects in Norway.
Conan chats with Tara in Bangkok about working as a university lecturer and how Conan helped her find love.
Conan talks to Dee in Singapore about working as a hair stylist, dating, and Conan’s long lost leather jacket.
Conan chats with Kassem from Beirut about workplace romances, boxing, and his worst fear.
Conan chats with Florencia in Argentina about guided yoga and the local specialty cuisine.
Conan talks to David from Colombia about working in a dangerous profession, death metal, and fun facts about his home country.
Conan speaks with fish farmer Kai from Norway about the fun games he plays while out at sea, living in a town of 50 people, and how Conan would fare on the open ocean.
Conan chats with Youssef from Egypt about voice acting, living outside the city, and being Christian in a predominantly Muslim country.
Conan talks to Eugenia in Córdoba, Argentina about learning English from television and living a loner’s lifestyle in a mountain town.
Conan chats with Whitney from Thailand about working in HR for the UN and specific tips for Conan should he ever attempt to rock climb.
Conan talks to Matias from Buenos Aires about his long-running news radio show entering its 11th season.
Conan speaks with Gaew from Buriram about his family racing enterprise, working for a factory team, and stepping out of his brother’s shadow.
Conan chats with Sebastian from Buenos Aires about painting for rock stars, being good looking men, and what would give Conan away in Argentina.
Conan talks to Henry from County Donegal about working as a local tour guide and tips for being taken seriously in everyday life.
Conan talks to Dave from Galway about life as a working musician and how Conan might manage to win over his wife.
Conan chats with Greg in Kildare about playing the bassoon in a symphony orchestra.
Conan talks to boxing instructor Terri from Atlanta about fight promotion and working as an undercover police officer before running through a practice drug sting.
Conan chats with Kayla about their several chance encounters and to see if he can help her expedite her new passport.
Conan chats with Rene from the Netherlands about designing custom bicycles, horse riding underwear, and Conan’s favorite biking trails.
Conan speaks to Gualter from Portugal about working as a tailor and what kind of suit he would make for Conan.
Conan chats with Aoife in Connemara about working as a wedding DJ, helping people discover their singing voices, and dealing with the inner critic.
Conan talks to Reilly from Hokitika, New Zealand about living in a container house, Conan’s anime persona, and the key to a simple life.
Conan chats with Sarah from Portland, Oregon about being a new listener, acupuncture, and dubious nether-regions needle placement.
Conan chats with zookeeper Joy from Columbus, Ohio about penguins, hellbenders, and snot otters.
Conan chats with Amalia from Thames, New Zealand about living in a small town and Conan running said town.
Conan chats with Bill from Winthrop Harbor, Illinois about his German Shepherd Hondo, working for a funeral home, and retirement life for dogs.
Conan chats with Brice from Ames, Iowa about haulin’ horses, whether horses get jet lagged, and riding sidesaddle.
Conan chats with Yvonne from Hawke's Bay, New Zealand about smelling wine, tasting wine, and then just all be drunk.
Conan talks to Cammy from Buenos Aires about her work as a translator, the rules of dating, and Conan’s potential as a wingman.
Conan chats with Chris from Chico, CA about life as a paramedic and why he refuses to dress up for Halloween.
Conan chats with Hannah from Vancouver about working on a yacht, the name of Conan’s boat, and how to handle high maintenance guests.
Conan talks to Isabel from southern West Virginia about establishing a self-sustaining homestead and how Conan would fill his time if he were forced off the grid.
Conan talks to Logan from Tulsa, Oklahoma about working as a reconstructive urologist, the operating room playlist, and getting up at night to go pee.
Conan chats with Sean from Halifax about the strangest things he’s found while diving and his rivalry with a local snapping turtle.
Conan chats with Tom from Dublin about reclaiming Bram Stoker as an Irish icon and what events Conan would suggest for the annual Bram Stoker festival.
Conan chats with Katie from Massachusetts about her job as a social worker for a kidney transplant list, her Conan made out of Legos, and what characteristics Conan would pass down via organ transplant.
Conan talks to Patti from Austin, TX about working as the art director for a slime company, turning 30, and internet slime girls.
Conan chats with Jonah from Tupelo, MS about selling used cars, tattoos, and Conan’s go-to universal sales pitch.
Conan talks to Steven in Silver City, New Mexico about working as an astrologer and jeweler, what stone Conan should wear, and Conan’s belief in the power of objects.
Conan chats with Liz from Providence, RI about working as a children’s librarian and what role Conan would fill in a fairy tale world.
Conan speaks to Trey in Los Angeles about working as a Game Master in escape rooms and Conan’s transition into serious acting.
Conan chats with Janis in Miami about her work as a sex therapist, how to have more fun in the bedroom, and what Conan’s team would teach in sex therapy class.
Conan talks to Brandon from Georgetown, Ontario about investigating paranormal occurrences, the scariest destinations, and Conan’s unique haunting style.
Conan speaks with Brie in Utah about mothering six sons, her post-Mormon experiences with coffee and alcohol, and owning her own bridal shop. Plus, Conan designs his very own bridal gown.
Conan chats with Danielle from Lancaster, PA about acting in the worst NBC show and misconceptions about living in Amish country.
Conan talks to Margaret from Calgary about intuitive composition, music in nature for early childhood, and Conan’s very own personalized musical motif.
Conan talks to Anthony from Windsor, Ontario about working as a phlebotomist, singing in a metal band, and how Conan’s specific brand of comedy translates in other countries.
Conan talks to miner Brad from Manitoulin Island about efficient mine design, how deep Conan could bury himself, and which specific mining position Conan would be best suited for.
Conan talks to retired clown Michael Jay from Kitty Hawk, NC about benevolent clowning, working as a death doula, and what kind of classic clown Conan would be.
Conan talks to Lani in Nashville about working as a tour manager and how he would convince a child not to fear him.
Conan talks to Ben from Seattle about building and playing pipe organs and performing at Kraken games.
Conan chats with Pam from Farmington, Connecticut about working for Poison Control and how to handle oneself while too high at Disneyland.
Conan talks to Julia from Ithaca, NY about weaving with a loom, big-name weaving celebrities, and engineering textiles for biomedical devices.
Conan chats with Caleb from Halifax about undertaking globe-trotting secret missions with the Canadian Special Forces.
Conan talks to real estate agent Kevin from Dallas about disclosing murder houses, hosting a haunted open house, and how Conan would attract potential clients to his own real estate agency.
Conan chats with ski patroller Tanner from Idaho about safely navigating avalanche terrain and the most likely way Conan would injure himself on the slopes.
Conan talks to Etta from Los Angeles about working at a sober living facility, recovering from addiction, and why the LGBTQ+ population is disproportionately affected.
Conan talks to Jules and Maria in Miami about Jules’ diagnosis with ALS, how AI has helped retain his voice, challenges and inspirations in day-to-day life, and telling their story with their podcast The Couple Shift.
Conan talks to Katherina from Austria about her heavy metal band Cringe Blizzard, German anti-jokes, and finding a lost t-shirt.
Conan chats with Vasco in Portugal about the rich history of the region, favorite Portuguese delicacies, and Conan’s potential as a surfing wingman.
Conan talks to Mara from Vienna about taxidermy, building dioramas, and what to look out for on Viennese escalators.
Conan speaks with Javier outside Madrid about the oddest requests he receives as a tourism information agent.
Conan talks to twins Alba and Berta in Catalonia about how to be more chill and spontaneous when invited to fun events.
Conan chats with James from Christchurch, NZ about working at a DVD rental store in 2024, his writing aspirations, and the movie star role he’d write for Conan.
Conan talks to Mustafa from the Philippines about training to be an action star, practicing the art of Zanshin, and how to get through a high-stakes action scene.
Conan chats with Penny from Christchurch, NZ about her four cats, bungee jumping, and planning a traditional New Zealand wedding.
Conan chats with Muntasser in Austria about his emigration from Iraq, working towards Austrian citizenship, and how Conan might be able to help him impress his girlfriend.
Conan chats with Rusty from Mumbai about living in the city with spinal muscular atrophy, ideas for his YouTube channel, and why his dad is both the best and worst wingman.
Conan talks to Charles in Manila about working as a mechanical engineer in an unpopular candy factory.
Conan chats with Glenn in Auckland, NZ about working a morning radio show and to offer advice on lovingly evicting adult children from the house.
Conan talks to Yousra from Rabat, Morocco about the high quality of Moroccan street food, club life, and spa options.
Conan talks to healer and soccer player Héloïse from Manila about throwing events for the local trans and autistic communities and to get advice on using slang to blend in.
Conan talks to Alejandra in Madrid about juggling life as a mom and as legal counsel for an international contractor and why Spain eats dinner so late.
Conan chats with Nikhil in Bangalore about working as a video creator and talk show host, living in a big house with all his friends, and the portrait of Conan hanging in his favorite pub.
Conan talks to Rianne in the city of Taguig about the struggles she faces in life as a vertically-challenged person.
Conan chats with Eugenia in Madrid about how to help her Irish-American boyfriend get more comfortable with Public Displays of Affection.
Conan talks to Civil War historian Cooper in Washington, D.C. about how to work Civil War discourse into a first date and how Conan would have fared on the battlefield.
Conan talks to Rahil in Miami about learning to perform colonoscopies, fasting for eight days, and how to negotiate with future in-laws for a good deal on an engagement ring.
Conan talks to DeVaughn in Calgary about how to come out on top as a professional bobsledder.
Conan talks to Sam in Chicago about designing cryptid-themed adult toys and accessories.