1. Cher opens the show with "When Will I Be Loved?" and a monologue in which she tries to please her critics who feel she should be more refined and dignified. 2. Cher and Tony present a medley of "Silver Dollar" and "More Of Her On the Chair" 3. Cher plays a TV addict who uses the language of commercials in her everyday speech. 4. David sings "Fame" 5. "Saturday Night" -- Cher gets a call that her date can't make it after she has prepared her home-cooked dinner. 6. Cher sings "Song For You" 7. Comedian Steve Martin performs a magic trick with a napkin. 8. Tony appears as a stuffy bank officer having difficulty communicating with a slang-talking Cher. 9. Cher and David perform "Can You Hear Me?" 10. Steve delivers one of his standup comedy routines. 11. Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) pitches the "Jack-omatic" all-purpose kitchen gadget. 12. Cher and David perform a medley of their favorite lines from various hit pop songs