1. Cher opens the show with "When You're Smiling" and a monologue in which she compares her TV show with a new baby. 2. Cher and Freddie camp it up in a song-and-dance routine. 3. "Life With Laverne" -- Laverne (Cher) is reunited with Olivia (Teri), her old friend from the launderette. 4. Mable the Fable Lady (Cher) interviews a present-day Cinderella and Prince Charming (Teri and Freddie). 5. The Pointer Sisters sing "Live Your Life Before You Die" 6. Cher appears as a clown in a comedy vignette about unhappiness. 7. "Girls" -- Cher and The Pointer Sisters introduce a series of comedy sketches about how woman are superior to men. 8. "Saturday Night" -- Cher describes another date with a "loser." 9. Cher sings "How Long Has This Been Going On?" 10. Cher and The Pointer Sisters perform a medley