This year Large Language Models (LLMs) in search engines told us to put glue on our pizza and eat a small rock every day. This is not ideal, and the consequences of "AI Overviews" and similar features could even be deadly for some people, like mushroom foragers. Maybe it's time for a new sort of search? In this talk I'll sketch out some possible futures and look at how we can put search back in the hands of the searcher. Also, there will be memes!