Henry has organised a beauty pageant, Miss European Dairy Produce, but manages to get both more and less than he had bargained for, from Miss West Germany!
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ray Galton | Writer | ||
| Alan Simpson | Writer | ||
| Astrid Frank | Guest Star | ||
| Bunty Garland | Guest Star | ||
| Michael Knowles | Guest Star | ||
| Anthony Kenyon | Guest Star | ||
| Lyn Worral | Guest Star | ||
| David Rayner | Guest Star | ||
| Laraine Humphrys | Guest Star | ||
| Tommy Godfrey | Guest Star | ||
| Jan Reddin | Guest Star | ||
| Jan Adair | Guest Star | ||
| Suzette St. Clair | Guest Star | ||
| Hugh Paddick | Guest Star | ||
| Douglas Hayes | Guest Star | ||
| Judi Stevenson | Guest Star | ||
| Harold Snoad | Director |