Barbara (Burnett), a fading soap opera star who feels threatened by an up-and-coming actress, learns a painful truth from Sam (Robert Guillaume) the security guard.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Carol Burnett | Host | ||
| Robert Guillaume | Guest Star | ||
| Richard Kind | Guest Star | ||
| Terry Kiser | Guest Star | ||
| Peter Krause | Guest Star | ||
| Anita Barone | Guest Star | ||
| Jeremy Piven | Guest Star | ||
| Meagen Fay | Guest Star |