The stupid games you play as a kid ... like Walker Texas Ranger.
That crazy grandpa would rather ...
el dentist ... what a turrrible time. For anyone who thinks the dentist is a drunk, wild animal that hates teeth ...
Get your kid a fly tattoo from Branded By Harold
Its hard being an apple in the fridge.
Lets play Contra, the Nintendo game that has destroyed lives. Brewer demonstrates a quick playthrough.
El haircut - If you're one of the many guys who hate the stupid rituals you have to go through while getting a haircut, you can relate.
Brewer's First Animation
If you can't get your kids to read, try Books By Brewstew
This is a video for all of those jokes people have said 9038093849 times. May God have mercy on your soul.
A short animation about a crazy customer, that I had the delight of taking home. It must be nice to be psychopathic maniac, running rampant from car dealership to car dealership ...
This one's for all the 5th graders out there. These are the top three, most humiliating, and ridiculous farts I've ever had the pleasure of farting. Thanks for taking the time to see this awful video.
Another Brewstew original. This one's for all the animal lovers out there. I personally, prefer to avoid all the drama that comes with dogs, but I'll be the first to admit that cats do not have souls. We can all agree that Pugs beat all, of course.
A BrewStew Playthough of Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64. This was a short competition to remind you all of the classic gameplay that made you hate your friends. Watch in full-screen!!
Let's here it for the old school Nintendo. You've probably left your Nes face down in a ditch somewhere a long time ago, but its the memories that count! All the terrible memories that raised your blood pressure and gave you a drinking problem. Thanks again Nintendo, I always loved to hate you.
Any American kid who grew up watching wrestling can relate. This is for all the 9-year-old champions out there.
They say that what you eat can affect your dreaming. I don't remember eating methamphetamine.
13 years ago today, Goldeneye 007 hit the shelves for the Nintendo 64. In honor of that, here's 4 dudes swearing at each other, playing the game of kings.
I'm pretty sure I learned a lot when I was a cub scout, but this is all I really remember.
For all those people who had a million fake wars in their neighbor's backyard. There was nothing better than a good toy gun
Some of the drama I went through back in the kindergarten days. Oh lordy ... what a weirdo.
This video's really about being late for school, but the title will make sense.
All of you ex cub scouts out there can relate. The Pinewood Derby was cutthroat.
This one is a little lowbrow, but I'm sure some can relate. If you're a poop listener, may God have mercy on your soul.
There was nothing more terrifying as a kid, than going to the local barbershop.
For all those people who cant see the big E. The eye doctor is the devil.
Everybody hates you when you have the flu. And they should ... you're an awful person. Everyone have a good New Year!!
For all of you ex little league baseball players out there. Your dad might've been half-way drunk, but he was still proud of you.
A collection of true camping stories when I was just a wee lad. Thanks for the patience guys! I will return to a weekly upload schedule soon!
A true story about my 4th grade class almost getting blown up to smithereens.
A quick story about my short time as an employee of the good ol' Toys R Us.
I remember hearing this a lot when I was a kid.
Some good ol' 90's nostalgia. One of my favorite "toys" as a kid, Sock'em Boppers.
A short essay on why everyone hated the kid from across the street.
The 3 phases of an argument between to 90's kids.
I swear to god I'm not dead. Sorry the delay folks, I've had a rough 6 months in which my life was practically flipped upside down. Thanks for being patient guys
This is an example of a podcast that we've been recording. I'm still doing the cartoons of course, but we're tossing around the idea of doing a weekly podcast also. Let me know what you guys think, I don't know if it would be suitable for this channel, or if I should make a separate channel for these, but I'm open to any suggestions! The next cartoon is in the works as well!
I think everyone should get their heart ripped out through their asshole at least once in life. A rough idea of where I've been the past few months. Thanks for the patience guys, I love each and every one of you like that Klondike bar I forgot I had in the back of the freezer.
Yeah I had a pet butterfly. What did you have, a hamster or some s*it?
Just a quick update and shout out for all you crazy kids out there. If you've had a few beers, feel free to ask a few questions below.
Just a follow up from the last one for all you Dads out there Happy Easter baby.
This vacuum cleaner salesman tried to swindle me not too long ago.
A true story of when we were stuck on a roller coaster at Cedar Point. I was Poop-in-the-pants Scared.
A true story about an awkward experience I had with a gentleman in a bar bathroom.
Just a podcast where we bullshit about stuff. Thinkin about doing these once or twice a month. Let me know what you guys think. Also, whats your penetration price? Featuring: Brewer, Tyler, David, and Crystal on the Couch.
This is just some stupid contest I entered through Ford about the new Ford Fusion Interior. I just like this news duo for some reason. Figured I'd put this turd on here. Also working on a new Flashtastic.
Nothing like a bloody nose to ruin everyone's good time. If you think I sound like shit in this, its because I have bronchitis and sound like jackass. Thanks for watchin ya'll!
Those are some hot deals I must say. I took a little break from the regular videos and did this little show. It was a lot of fun to record, but holy hell was that a lot of mouth movements to sync up. Thanks for watchin yall
Woof. Here's a memory I wish I could just eliminate from the depths of my mind. Nothing like the first taste of sheer embarrassment.
Spoiler alert on the Hungry Caterpillar
Whether you're the kid that smiled like a wild animal, wore their Transformers pajamas to school, or had 4 teeth in your head - you had to get your school picture taken.
A quick story on how I won my first fight with zero punches thrown.
My psychopath 6th grade teacher everybody. Yes I know I forgot the "D" in "PEMDAS." I'm just as disappointed as you. Happy Father's Day
This one's for all of you that survived good ol' public school lunch. You're all heroes.
Nothing like getting shot in the fingernail.
Nothing like going to the skating rink and trying not to be a loser.
All those chocolate chip muffins I just had to eat ...
Just an extra video I did real quick. I might do more of these as a sub-series if you guys like it. Okkkkkkkkkk
Merch Store:
Poke-tron Stadium was worth it. Time to dig the 64 out of the basement.
I'd rather eat the crumbs out of Rosie O'donnell's belly button than help somebody move.
This is a true story that happened a few years ago. We had a ton of creepy stuff happen to us during our time at that duplex. It was to the point where if I see a Ouija Board I'll scream like a little fairy girl.
More SpOoOoky true stories for you to snack on. So plug in the night lights and cuddle up in your parent's bed. Haunted Duplex Part II: Back with a Vengeance
Well I tried to get this one done by Halloween, but I failed miserably. Thanks for the patience anyway. Now on to the series finale: Haunted Duplex - Part 3: Now It's Personal
Sorry for the delay everyone. My old laptop took a dump on me so I had to transfer everything over to a new one. Happy Thanksgiving lil babes.
What's the next video gonna be on? Furbys? The Ice Cream Man? My dad stealing the neighbors cable? It's all up to you. That's a big responsibility, so don't screw it up.
I wasn't always a goody two shoe. I just didn't want people staring at my butt, I don't see what the big deal was.
Better late than pregnant. I know I sound like crap in this one I've been sick for the past two weeks. Happy New Year little babes
Who needs all those utilities anyway? Sorry the audio sounds crappy.
News you can trust
A true champion has no fear.
It's just science
I was just trying to do the right thing.
I had that car for 5 years. When I finally got rid of it, there were still pine needles in there.
I didn't plan on making a part two, but there was so much I left out of the first one. Prank me baby one more time.
Bamboo boyz for life.
Who needs friends when you have all these orange 500 dollar bills
Artie's Odds and Ends - New Merch!
A quick cartoon about the time my brains turned into applesauce.
This ones for all the player 2's out there
The boys are back in town.
Capri Suns for everybody after the game
Na na na na na na na ... na na na na na na
It's amazing how you live when you're 20 years old
Don't be a wuss like me, eat some food, donate some blood, and get a sticker.
Depending on how this goes, we might do other characters in the future Thanks to everybody that gets one of these little chicken nugget guys
And the cat sitter of the year award goes to ...
They don't make em like they used to
Nothing like a free trip and an open bar
No wonder I didn't hit the rat ...
I like the name Jeffrey personally
Even the underdog wins sometimes
Good and Plenties taste like medicine.
This video was not sponsored by delicious Toaster Strudels
Get your sweet sweet Michael Plush store today:
Air Bud was overrated anyway.
Ya'll ready to watch the Price Is Right
Sorry this one was a little gross. The story had to be told though.
Ain't nobody gettin that holographic Charizard
Shout out to all my community college alumni out there
There wasn't any monkey bars
Kids will be kids
The first season of Artie's Odds and Ends is coming to the Octopie channel. Episodes will be released on Octopie's channel soon
It was hard to narrow it down to 3 customers, there'll probably be a part 2, so tell your dad
La biblioteca es roja
You don't get on Wheaties boxes staying at third
Thanks for watching everybody, and dealing with me peddling my cartoon.
Field Goal.
Ya'll want some of that Hot Za?
Square Dancing made me the man I am today
Sorry for all those that this applies to
Birthday parties are the best. Just like Fraiser
Nothing like being stranded in November
Thank you all for the million subscribers. It really is an honor to make these stick figure cartoons for you all
Thank you everyone, especially those that stayed with me through the years.
I got the hat back tho.
A pseudo sequel to the 'Front Yard Wrestling' video I did forever ago
For the record, Diddy Kong Racing wasn't a bad game (Also I never got Mario Kart 64 for Christmas).
Keep your Holo Charizards safe everybody
There's nothing wrong with the name Nathan
Make sure you take notes
He's the real one ... or is he?
This ain't the art museum
Tom and Dan, not the heros we need, but deserve
Guess what time it is
And so a legend was born
I have a few words for 'Just got on the boat' Jerry
Did somebody say bat hunting?
Only $19.95 !!1!
Who knew being a porter at a car dealership was such a blast
These are indeed Limited Edition and will only available go order until Sept. 18th! Thanks for supporting the channel!
Michael's Step Dad Plush (only available until Sept. 18th!)
Back in my day, you were supposed to be kind and rewind.
Wait what we're in HD now? What year is it?
Let my irresponsibility be your lesson for today
Ya'll wanna buy a candy bar? 450 more sales, and I'll get the YakBak reward
Thank you John Elway, you really pulled through
I don't want to hear anybody complain about their middle school experiences. Snap into a Slim Jim.
Eight years later, Harold's still goin strong. My how much a pop filter makes a difference.
Check out Alex's take on good ol Cub Scout camp:
Our Dog Otis was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Ya'll wanna see me do a sick bunny hop on my sweet Razor mini scooter?
Thanks woodshop, you've made me the man I am today
Do you really need another excuse as a kid
Update: I'm still alive
Back in the glory days of the 90s, where yo-yo's were a means of protection.
Back by popular demand, these bad boys are bigger, better ... and well squishy. Only available until Aug. 23rd!
I got a couple of railroads if you're interested
Back in the wild west days of the internet
The sequel that nobody asked for
The ol' switcheroo
Thanks for making my days off of school great, Bob
Drink Responsibly. Thanks for another great year everybody! Merry Christmas, and I'll see you guys in 2022!
The adventures of our dog Otis: Part 2
No we're not going to talk about pogs. Stop bringing up pogs. Nobody liked pogs.
Tip your Uber drivers
Just some mild childhood confessions that's all
Tip your pizza people well.
Bat in the house 2: 'Bat' with a vengeance. The sequel nobody (including myself) asked for.
Shout out to my Uncle Sean who basically co-wrote this and conjured this memory from the depths of my mind
Sorry Joey.
And of course, the video about when I actually did get stuck on a roller coaster
A slightly more accurate version of the story ...
The One Chip Challenge is uh ... well it's spicy, but that's not quite the worst part.
Help us Chad Kroeger, you're our only hope.
Arby's is a very good place to eat and have fun and enjoy yourself and I think Arby's should be president of America
We were playing it right ... right?
Nickelodeon game shows in the 90s. Take me back.
That's how you guys played truth or dare right?
A return trip to the eye doctor
Special thanks to all the kids that have embarrassed themselves in school, all for the greater good.
It was a spook-tacular night at the former Mansfield State Reformatory. Special thanks to the Ghost Hunting Team-errr ... Soeciety for letting us tag along
Everybody please have a safe and happy Fourth of July Don't be an idiot, and recreate anything that was mentioned in this video.
The remake that nobody asked for.
Second grade's tough when you have long division, cursive writing ... and you know, the disruptive kid in class that keeps whispering words from a made up language under his breath.
It's my first cover story ya'll, and everybody know's I need yet another baseball story on my channel.
Another classic Nickelodeon gameshow. Shout out to Lori Beth Denberg, who always ... Figured It Out.
It's the remaining spooky stories from the haunted duplex, alright?
I mean it wouldn't be Thanksgiving if your Uncle Rick didn't get drunk and pass out on your couch
I mean ... I think it was.
Do your civic duty.
Go to the hospital if you're bitten by a wild animal. Didn't think I had to write that one down for you.
I mean ... it's just a bunch of children making smoothies at 3 in the morning ... what could possibly go wrong?
Played Mike Tyson's Punch-Out this morning and decided to record it for whatever reason. Disastrous results ensued. What have I become.
Awkward situations are a blast aren't they
I was going to do Contra this time, but I had unfinished business.
Worse than being attacked by a 120 pound Rottweiler?
... I'll do better at Super C.
Be civil with your neighbors idiot.
Much better than the first Contra playthrough ...
Toothfairies, Easter Bunnies, President Freeman - there's nothing wrong with a little white lie to a kid.
Check out ‪@BrewstewAfterHours‬ for the uh ... finished project.
Maybe we weren't the best tenants, but ya know what maybe he wasn't the best landlord! Who needs water anyways ...
A compilation of times I almost off'd myself accidentally. Near death experiences are pretty neat.
Brewer makes his dramatic return after 5ish years since we've played a video game together. I ask for his opinion on a few things regarding the duplex and Mark the Landlord.
We will get on the screen ... at whatever cost.
