Lady Hammond, like any woman, loves to shop. MacTavish's trading post just doesn't seem to have what she needs. (MacTavish likes to think otherwise) When a smooth-talking salesman from the United States of America shows up Lady Hammond is struck but the ultimate dilemma, her daddy has no credit and no cash. With the five finger discount Lady Hammond purchases a coveted item. In payment the salesman asks for a home run, never mind first, second, or even third base! Enter: Blackfly to the rescue! With a little crossdressing and a big hat our little bug saves the day!