Even though the title reads "Episode 7", this is the first short film. We are introduced to the Bikini Bandits driving around and changing themselves in their car. They are heading to the G-Mart for some free stuff. "Look at 'em hooters!" says the old lady and she couldn't be more right. The Bikini Bandits leader, played by Heather-Victoria Ray, is one amazing looking babe. The Bandits takes the store clerk with them for some partying but he later finds himself more in trouble the anything else.
This time the Bandits need to lay low for some time and what a better place for that then Pennsylvania's Amish community. I guess you can see much of the jokes already.
In this episode, which was filmed on "gay acid" finds the Bandits squaring off against a rival gang of homosexual clowns lead by Homo the gay clown in what has to be the most colorful episode yet!
In this sequel we find the Bandits stranded in the desert, they find a G-Mart where they get a magic lamp and are granted one wish... knowing the Bandits i guess you can figure out what they wish for!
The Bandits travel back in time to 18th century Philadelphia where they seduce and party with George Washington and Ben Franklin! This episode also features two hot lesbian scenes!