Unwilling policeman; something's spooked the jockeys; My Name is Paul, I'm 52-and-a-half-years-old; (costume) cat and mouse fight; The Monk and the statued nipple; wanking in the office; jockeys in the will being preyed-upon by The Artist Formerly Known as Prince; "I've turned into a ventriloquist's dummy"; Stare-Out Stare-Break; Small Train, Big Hand, Size-Perception Issues; horse suicide; dating agency - going for the opposite to normal type of date; postman-hitman; hypnotists; Stare-Out Richard Gere; uh-huh-huh, hu-huh, uh-uh-uh-huh-huh.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mark Heap | Writer | ||
| Julia Davis | Writer | ||
| Kevin Eldon | Writer | ||
| Joe Cornish | Writer | ||
| Simon Pegg | Writer | ||
| Peter Baynham | Writer | ||
| Graham Linehan | Writer | ||
| Arthur Mathews | Writer | ||
| Adam Buxton | Writer | ||
| Amelia Bullmore | Writer | ||
| Christopher Morris | Guest Star | ||
| Graham Linehan | Director |