<I>Grey’s Anatomy</I>, Fergie, Daytime Talk, TMX Elmo; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan actually hurt, Willie Nelson arrested, Jackie Chan admitted to doing porn (31 years ago) Courtney Love & Whitney Houston; <I>Greg Behrendt Show</I>; In Case You Missed It: Chicken Noodle Soup song, Barbie’s pooping dog, goofy composite sketch, <I>Wife Swap</I>: Pirates; This Week In Mario Lopez’s Ass; Best Week Ever: Arugula.