A ninja answers Matt's questions about when and where ninjas get their uniforms.
A ninja answers Simone's question: Do Ninjas celebrate Christmas?
A ninja answers Jeff's question about how to become a ninja.
Have you ever wondered how you can hire a ninja if you want someone killed? The ninja tells you how.
Andy asks a Ninja about the different types of Ninja skills.
Nina asks a Ninja about how one can become a master of disguise.
Sandeep asks the Ninja about what kind of food Ninjas eat.
Mark asks the Ninja if ninjas are following him.
Jason's "wife" asks the Ninja if ninjas can love.
Matt asks the Ninja if ninjas are metal.
John asks the Ninja if he can train his dog to be a ninja.
Marty asks the Ninja if ninjas can catch colds.
Kyle asks the Ninja about the movie, "The Perfect Storm," and finds out about a ninja named Perfect Storm.
Steve from Anchorage, Alaska asks the Ninja what is the ideal gift for a ninja.
Ryan asks the Ninja if his friend Paul makes bad decisions.
Rude Randy asks the Ninja how to kill a ninja.
Megan asks the Ninja how many questions he can answer in a single podcast.
Brad asks the Ninja if there are midget ninjas. Plus special bonus question from Mike about Snakes on a Plane!
Aaron asks the Ninja about the relationship between ninjas and physics.
Jerry asks the Ninja about ninja conventions. Plus Ninja pick up lines!
Sylvia asks the Ninja his thoughts on Dance, Dance Revolution, Karaoke Revolution and the French Revolution.
Adam from Toronto asks the Ninja if he wants to come over to watch some Merchant Ivory films.
The Ben asks the Ninja if the International Order of Ninjas offers internships.
McBelly asks the Ninja why three is the magic number.
Matt asks the Ninja how to entertain himself at a boring summer job.
Brian asks the Ninja about his least favorite way to kill someone.
Matt from Bremerton asks the Ninja how ninjas deal with standing in lines.
Austin asks the Ninja about miniature golf.
Greg asks the Ninja about ninja BBQs.
Tartarus gives the Ninja another excuse for an Omnibus.
The Ninja dives into how ninjas use technology.
The Ninja talks about Janinjuary.
The Ninja talks about Hidey's Disease, an affliction that causes ninjas to hide from themselves.
The Ninja talks about the Bloody's, the annual ninja awards.
The Ninja delves into ninja poems and poets.
The Ninja talks about clubs and how to make them.
The Ninja talks people's last words.
The Ninja gives tips for surviving college.
The Ninja goes through the looking glass and talks about mirrors.
The Ninja takes on Scene Kids and unseen kids.
The Ninja dissects White and Black Ninjas and throws in a lesson about old movies.
The Ninja traces some common sayings back to their ninja origins.
The Ninja talks about Ninja names and how they are applied.
The Ninja speaks about using commas.
The Ninja launches into another Omnibus with the help from the Maids at FrenchMaidTV.com.
The Ninja shows his YouTubey to the World. Thanks everybody!
The Ninja talks about the UFCs of the world.
The Ninja gives the ultimate movie pitch. How many references can you get?
What are the Ninja's favorite recipes? Find out on Cooked To Death!
Fresh episode! The Ninja's Grandpa stops by and drops some wisdom.
The Ninja interviews Jessica Lee Rose, formerly of LonelyGirl15. Enjoy and feel better Jessica!!!
The Ninja talks about randomness.
The Ninja talks about how ninjas care for their children.
In the tradition of Paul, the Ninja talks about Bob's Destiny. Sorry Bob.
Where do ninjas go on vacation? You're about to find out.
Check out fans.askaninja.com
The Ninja discusses the deadly uses of celebrities.
The Ninja is old skool.
The Ninja talks about Ninjazines.
The Ninja talks about being the same ninja.
The OmniJeff. All questions from fans named Jeff.
Omniworld, questions from International viewers only!
Last Omnibus for the year! Happy Holidays!
Welcome back! The Ninja tells you how to write a Terminal Paper.
The Ninja talks about the dating sites ninjas use to find each other.
The Ninja theme songs! The Ninja battles a Salesinja.
The Ninja expounds on ninja floorplans.
The Ninja is apparently a huge fan of HBO.
The Ninja talks about what to do with extra time.
The Ninja speaks of Legendary Weapons.
The Ninja talks about Doesn't Matter, the Most Fatal thing of all.
We proudly present OmniButt. hehe, butt.
The Ninja pontificates on the Dos and Don'ts of being a ninja.
The Ninja helps you get a job.
The Ninja breaks into song telling about all the different types of ninjas.
The Ninja gets his move on.
The Ninja's brother takes a stab at answering your questions.
Ninja or crazy person. The Ninja sets you straight.
Find out what words Ninjas have contributed to the English language.
Fresh episodes are back! Good luck Olympians!
The Ninja gives the low down on where ninjas hangout.
OmniOmni Part One, too much Omni for a single episode.
Two Much Omni Four One Episode.
The Ninja discusses his new Nija Handbook with some of his buddies.
The Ninja discusses the speed of darkness.
The Ninja answers more questions. Happy Ninja Day 2008!
New Questions, New Answers
Back to regularly scheduled questions.
The Ninja is coming back with a buttload of daily episodes starting 10/4/10.
This Video Is For Fans Only. You know you're hardcore if you're watching it. Thanks for supporting the Ninja. And if you tell someone about this video, please kill them.
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The Ninja returns on 10/4/10.
Fresh daily videos are back 10/4/10.
New Videos Return This Monday 10/4/10.
New Daily Videos Monday!
The Ninja shouts out to The Guild's Season 4 Finale.
Where has the ninja been?
Kids re-enact Project Runway.
Blogger Andrew Sullivan is celebrating 10 years in the pixel mines. He's a giant in which we all stand upon -- or trod upon as the case may be.
A rare interview with the Plain White T's. Their New Album drops on 12/6/10.
Prisoner: Rob Reinis
Check out more cafe Bloodbath at http://cafebloodbath.com
The ninja discusses the upcoming International Day of the Ninja on December 5.
This week The Stare Scares you with an anthology of terrifying trailers from around the tube.
This week, Axe Cop, the motion comic created by a 5 year old and a 28 year old - is up for execution in this episode of Death by Monday.
Thanks for your deadly support, here's the first video that only you get to see. Brag about this to your friends and followers! :)
Thanks for watching all of these years, we're glad to be back, excited to read your questions to the Ninja and comments and looking forward to Ninja Day 2010.
You guys are super awesome! Here's the second bonus Ninja episode!
This week Landline's sketch about Conan's return has found its final resting place here on Death by Monday.
After the Bionic Commando is killed in battle, his roommate is asked to take up the charge.
This week the Ninja stares at kids ... not in a creepy way. He also debuts his new iphone slapplication.
Here's the Ninja telling a story that incorporates the Names of all of the Backers at $12 or more. Want to be in the next video like this? Easy just back the Ninja at the $12 level or higher.
Here's the third video only for you backers! Thanks so much for your support!
This week Footloose finds a bloody demise on Death by Monday!
The trailer for Bad Evil Bad Bad Evil Bad has been released upon the masses - the following is a warning for anyone brave enough to watch!
The Ninja is on a mission.
The Ninja offers a cautionary tale about the most horrifying day of the year - Black Friday.
Ninja Day is coming up on 12/5/10. ;Dress up like a Ninja and record your video response showing the Ninja your favorite kill move and we'll put it in the Ninja Day episode.
This Monday death comes to Al Thompson, creator of Johnny B. Homeless.
The Ninja battles and evil zebra while planning a date using Google Voice Search.
The Ninja raps his way through the extensive list of awesome people who supported the Ninja Day Kickstarter campaign.
This week the ninja is joined by faninjas who contributed their sweet ninja moves in honor of the International Day of the Ninja.
This week death comes to you by the had of a roommate comedy about life and werewolves.
Thanks everyone!
After Half-Leaf takes a bullet to the stem - Brick sets out on a vendetta to bring his partner's would be assassin to justice!
Bad bets land Squatters at Death's door this Monday.
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This week on the Stare - guest star Ben Pace (from http://www.youtube.com/elevatorshow) announces for The Ninja as the best viral videos of the week are reviewed.
The Ninja reveals the secrets of Justin Bieber's magic hair.
Is Santa a ninja?
This week take a ride on the elevator of DEATH! With guest star Ben Pace for Elevator Show.
This Kung Fu master begins to notice a certain similarity in his opponents.
The delightful sport of boxing is the topic of this week's Death By Monday as the Ninja takes a fatal look at White Collar Brawler.
RIP for BFX host Zack Finfrock today on this week's Death by Monday.
Today on Interviews The Ninja takes BackyardFX star Zack Finfrock to the middle of some desert for a little Q&A.
Zack Finfrock doesn't understand Statues - at all.
Molly Erdman from the second city network joins us today to talk about gun safety ... and Cougar Lesbians.
This week the Ninja looks into different ways to classify a ninja.
Journey to the center of the earth for another Ninterview - this week with Molly Erdman of the Second City Network.
Ever meet someone that was obviously destined for a different career? Molly Erdman has...
This week wee-Paula Rhodes does her part to educate on small people ... spoiler alert! It doesn't turn out well for Paula
Join actress Paula Rhodes in the clouds for another Ninterview!
Paula Rhodes really needs to talk to you about something ... bring tissues.
This week the ninja stared at mummies getting kicked in the groin.
This week the Ask a Ninja Nintern Jonathan tries to promote his webseries, this comes with severe consequences.
This week we travel to Germany to interview comedy troop Kasper Hauser.
This week comedian Arden Myrin tries to escape death ... poorly.
Deep underground the Ninja grabs a few minutes with comedian Arden Myrin.
A Friendly BBQ turns into the last words of a Dear Friend
This week the Ninja stared at: NINJA'S AT GRAMMY'S
Erica Rhodes comes by the studio today to teach you about spelling!
This week the Ninja goes both upstairs and downstairs with actress Erica Rhodes for another Ninterview!!
Incestry.com - Meet your ancestors. Listen to their stories. See where the night goes.
This week the Ninja is joined by PRI's Jesse Thorn for some broadcast quality annihilation.
This week we head into an old time haberdashery for another ninterview with America's sweet heart Jesse Thorn.
Jesse Thorn joins us and Dana Powell to discuss the creation of the newest SYFy movie, Ruth Bader Ginsbot.
Something new this week as the Ninja takes to finding the hidden connections from this weeks movie releases. Today Ninja is going to link up Battle Los Angeles, Mars Needs Moms, Red Riding Hood, Next Three Days, Jackass 3D, and Morning Glory.
Dinner and a Movie Host Janet Varney is shrunk down and unwillingly dragged into another Ninterview!
No Stare This week, here's a tutorial on hiding.
This week on the Ninja Movie Show the hidden connections are revealed between this weeks new releases: Paul, Limitless, The Lincoln Lawyer, The Switch, Hereafter, The Fighter.
ADAM SAVAGE!!! The Myth-buster himself joins the Ninja in Jamie's Beard for another great Ninterview!
The Behind the Scenes of the Behind the Scenes for the new movie, pAUL. Director Greg Mottola directs his set double, Nick Frost gets frisky, and Simon Pegg is Simon Pegg.
An extra bit from the Behind behind the scenes of pAUL featuring Greg Mottola.
An extra bit from the Behind behind the scenes of pAUL featuring Nick Frost.
An extra bit from the Behind behind the scenes of pAUL featuring Simon Pegg.
This week the Ninja stared at: REBECCA BLACK - FRIDAY BREAST MILK ICE-CREAM SEIZED IN LONDON INTENSE HIPPO FIGHT
This week the Ninja connects new release Suckerpunch, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Fifth Quarter, The Tourist, How Do You Know, Yogi Bear, and Skyline.
This week in the Cut Man level of Mega Man the Ninja catches up with Brendan Bradley for another Ninterview!
This week the Ninja stared at: DUKE NUKEM DELAYED AGAIN CHARLIE SHEEN KISSES KIMMEL ANDROID DANCES DARTH VADER PLAYS PIANO ELEPHANTS PLAY IN POOL FAT WOMAN CLAPS WITH THIGHS KID BODYSLAMS BULLY CAR GIVES SUPER WEDGIE JENNIFER ANISTONS SMART WATER COMMERCIAL WALMART EMPLOYEES DANCE
This week the Ninja finds the connections between this week's new release - Hop, Insidious, Source Code, Black Swan, Tangled, and Fair game.
This week the Ninja takes Courtney Merritt behind a barn for another great Ninterview!
This our Application To The Next Up Program at YouTube.
This week the Ninja stared at: 12- YEAR OLD TRICK QUARTERBACK BASKETBALL PLAYING ROBOT SEAL JACOB TUCKER WOMAN INVENTS ANTI-CAMELTOE DEVICE TURKISH MAN DRIVES FLAMING GAS TRUCK BRITNEY SPEARS Lazy Donkey Riding Human-Powered Cart ROBOT RABBIT HUMPS HEAD OF REAL RABBIT DR. MARIO DANCE RUSSIAN STEEL PLANT FAIL
This week the Ninja Movie Show is joined by the creative team behind Your Highness (Danny McBride, Justin Theroux, and David Gordon Green) for a medieval quiz show! And, as always, the Ninja finds the connections between this week's new releases: Your Highness, Arthur, Hanna, Little Fockers, Tron: Legacy, I love you Philip Morris!
This week the Ninja shrinks down to a molecular level to interview the bird brainy Dr. Kiki!
This week the Ninja stared at: CAR AUDIO SYSTEM SHREDS PHONE BOOK MARY KATE AND ASHLEY ARE RACIST BIEBER SETS MOM'S HAIR ON FIRE CRYING FOR AMERICA SNOOKI AT WRESTLE MANIA 27 WEATHERMAN FLIPS OUT, WILL DROP SNOW HAMER ON SNAKE CHARLIE SHEEN VIDEO PLASTIC SURGERY WORLD RECORD TIGER CUBS AND BEAR CUBS PLAYING TOGETHER DOG SURVIVES AT SEA 3WEEKS FOLLOWING THE JAPAN TSUNAMI DANCING FROG LEGS
This week the Ninja finds the connects between the new releases: Scream 4, Rio, The Conspirator, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Country Strong, and Sacrifice.
The Ninja stands up with Fanny Pak.
This week the Ninja stared at: MONKEY,DOG, SHEEP MAN CLEANS COBRA PIT LADY GAGA KERMIT OUTFIT BABAR VIDEO ALPACCAS DOING IT ON TV GEORGE TAKEI SPIDERMAN TSA PATS DOWN LITTLE GIRL GIRL PLEDGES ALFEGIENCE TO DARTH 9 YEAR OLD GIRL SQUATS 187 LBS BAMBOO SCREEN KNOCKS OUT DOGS, FIGHTING WOMEN
The Ninja finds the connects between this week's new releases: Water for Elephants, Rabbit Hole, Gulliver's Travels, Medea's Big Happy Family, and The Bang Bang Club!
If you wanna play with the big boys you'd better have a thick shell.
This week the Ninja finds the hidden connections between Fast Five, Prom, Dylan Dog, Hoodwinked 2, and Harrision Ford. That's right! Get ready for six degrees of Han Solo himself!
The Ninja sneaks into his local IKEA for a quick interview with Easy to Assemble creator Illeana Douglas!
This week the Ninja stared at: SOLOMON ISLAND VID CUTTING A BABY CAKE PS3 DESTROYED HORSE THROWS RIDER OFF, WAY OFF WHITE IPHONE VID WOMAN GETS LAUNCHED OFF BLOB Cat plays with Dolphin FARMVILLE VID RIDICULOUS POLLEN TREE (0:00 - 0:08) MINING TRUCK DESTROYS REGULAR TRUCK BABY LAUGHS AT BUBBLE EATING DOG PINK ARMADILLO 6 FOOT 7 FOOT
Today the Ninja finds the ties that bind this week's new releases: Thor, Jumping the Broom, Something Borrowed, The Beaver, Green Hornet, From Prada to Nada, and The Dilemma.
The Ninja mounts a shooting star with New Media God Father Ze Frank for another Ninterview!
AA-12 JAPANESE GHOST PRANK MICROSOFT CLIPPY IS BAK BEYONCE SEALS MATING FAST FIVE JUSTIN BEIBER EGGED ON STAGE EGG SONG BUZZ ALDRIN AND THE MONOLITH ON MARS MOON GAGA BORN THIS WAY LADY GAGA - JUDAS ROLL A D6
The Ninja connects this week's movies and disc releases. The Ninja connects this week's movies and disc releases. Bridesmaids, No Strings Attached, Some Like It Hot, Skateland, Blue Valentine, Priest are all connected.
This week the Ninja stared at: HOFF A GIRL AND HER SQUIRREL) DARTH SHEEN (0:30 - 0:49) CREEPY OLD GUY (0:02 - 0:15) THE DRIVE THRU LINE (0:24 - 0:32) FREE RUNNING ACADEMY (0:14 - 0:20) BATMAN GETS BEATUP IN VEGAS (1:00 - 1:08) BEYOUNCE TRAILER (0:20 - 0:30) TEARS FOR FEARS (1:50 - 2:02) ROBO LOGHTSABER DUEL (0:33 - 0:41) ROBO-BIRD (0:02 - 0:08) VEGAN BLACK METAL CHEF (1:50 - 2:00)
This week the Ninja connects - Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tides Bloodworth, Midnight in Paris, The Rite, The Roommate, and The Mechanic.
This week the Ninja sneaks into Jonathan Nail's child's room for another Ninterview!
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This week the Ninja connects Hangover 2, Kung-Fu Panda 2, Tree of Life, The Big Bang, Gnomeo and Juliet, I am Number Four
This week the Ninja finds the hidden connections between X-Men: First Class, Love Wedding Marriage, The Beginners, Drive Angry, Burning Palms, and Passion Play.
This week the Ninja finds the hidden connections between Green Lantern, The Art of Getting By, Hall Pass, Battle: Los Angeles, Red Riding Hood, and Mr Poppers Penguins.
This week the Ninja finds the hidden connections between new releases: Cars 2, Bad Teacher, Fading of the Cries, Unknown, The Eagle, and The Adjustment Bureau
This week the Ninja finds the hidden connections between Larry Crown, Transformers 3, Monte Carlo, Sucker Punch, Beastly, and Season of the Witch
This week the Ninja finds the hidden connections between John Candy, The Zookeeper, The Ward, and Horrible Bosses.
Today on a very special Death by Monday the Ninja is joined by Stu Maschwitz ... briefly. And, we take a look at Stuapos;s short film "Brick and Steel"
The Ninja answers your questions.
NINJASPEED
Ask A Ninja is back in October!
This is NINJASPEED VERSION IS FASTER THAN BEFORE! Buckle your kantana this is going to be a wild ride.
The Ninja Takes on your questions for November!
The Ninja explains podcasting to people over the age of 12.
Doogtoons.com tries to interview the Ninja.
Doogtoons.com continues his interview with the Ninja.
What can you do to help Save the Internet?
Doogtoons asks the Ninja about who created the AskANinja.com website.
Doogtoons.com asks the Ninja about the Matrix.
The Ninja reviews Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
The Ninja rips Pirates 3.
Doogtoons.com asks the Ninja about Star Wars.
The weapons policy vid from this year's AKON. Real Episode this week. SRSLY.
A video we did for Pop!Tech. A very cool conference we just got back from in Maine.
The Ninja talks about the origins of Ninja Day and how you can celebrate it. December 5 is Ninja Day. Go to NinjaDay.com for more info.
Well for our DVD release party the Ninja decided to show up and kill Douglas. Kent is pissed, but is soothed by the Ninja's awesome songs.
The Ninja made a video for the SXSW Web Awards, enjoy.
The Ninja interviews Will Ferrell and Jon Heder. (Disclosure: Paramount is buying some ads on our site, but they had no oversight or control over the Ninja. Why? Because he's a frickin' ninja.)
The Ask a Ninja ninja tells the Mythbusters what they should really know about ninjas. He is also convinced Jamie is a robot.
The Ninja explores the Mythbusters Shop and gathers evidence to prove what is totally obvious, Jamie is a cybernetic organism bent on world domination.
Today is Live Earth. Stop for a second and think what you can do to help stop global warming.
The Ninja gives strike tips to the writers.
Doog sits down with Ask A Ninja for a very special holiday tale.
Part II of Ask A Ninja's very special holiday tale, brought to life with animation by Doogtoons.
The Ninja drops some mad wisdom on video, yo.
The Ninja tells you about the Ninja Handbook that's coming out on 9/9/08.
If you like this book, please support us and buy a copy at your local book store.
Support the Ninja, go buy his book! More info at http://askaninjabook.com.
In honor of the Pirate Bay Trial in Sweden, the Ninja sends a shoutout to all y'all P2Pers out there.
The Ninja makes fun of the costumed crimefighters.
Twitterbomb these accounts to get them to pay attention to the International Order of Ninjas! * http://twitter.com/nineinchnails * http://twitter.com/trent_reznor * http://twitter.com/davenavarro6767 * http://twitter.com/perryfarrell * http://twitter.com/ericavery * http://twitter.com/stephenperkins
The Ninja Views Ninja Assassin.
In honor of Earth Day, here's the video we produce3d for this year's TED.
Grandpa Ninja is back for a Holiday Tradition, reading "Night Before Christmas." Except the ninja version recounts the brutal murder of the narrator and his wife at the hands and hooves of Santa and his Paindeer.
The ninja promotes his new iphone app.
Ninja Live Chat for Day of the Ninja 2009.
Check out the Ninja Live on Thursday Jan. 28th at 8pm. One night only in San Francisco.
A special video for YouTube.
The Ninja Takes on your questions for November at NINJASPEED!
Happy Ninja Day 2011!
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