Privates Phil and Mike find themselves in a precarious situation as tensions escalate.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brianna Lee | Guest Star | Audience Member | |
| Brett Davis | Guest Star | Lizard Man | |
| Claudia de Vasco | Guest Star | Audience Member | |
| Paul Rust | Guest Star | PA | |
| Jacquie Barnbrook | Guest Star | Bam Bam | |
| Kate Berlant | Guest Star | Sapphire | |
| Sophie Mackenzie Nack | Guest Star | Child Singer | |
| RuPaul | Guest Star | Dr. Labcoat | |
| Terrance Wentz | Guest Star | David Spade | |
| Demi Moore | Guest Star | General | |
| Zack Bornstein | Guest Star | Banana Bornstein | |
| John Early | Guest Star | The Assistant | |
| Edward James Gage | Guest Star | Tommy 1 | |
| Mel Rodriguez | Guest Star | Lieutenant | |
| Phil Ursino | Guest Star | Tommy 2 | |
| Raven-Symoné | Guest Star | Nurse | |
| Emily Emmersen | Guest Star | Daughter | |
| Neil Casey | Guest Star | Executive 3 |