Controversial writer Piaras De Barra has fuelled the anger of Irish culture enthusiasts everywhere with his narrow-minded commentary on modern society. Piaras laments the loss of the Christian purity that defined this country and its’ population until the most recent boom and he’s now dancing on the grave of the Celtic Tiger. He’s recommending closer ties to Islam and its’ policies on single mothers, homosexuality and eugenics. Needless to say, ACT isn’t short of staff willing to take on Piaras on live radio. In true ACT style however, a series of unfortunate events lead to Piaras being pitted against receptionist, former Riverdancer and guru of alternative lifestyles, Aoife. She may not know much about tribalism and history, but Aoife has a ready remedy for any childhood trauma. Just what she reckons Piaras might actually need. With government observer Caoimhe ready to file her report on the future of ACT, Setanta is praying for a civilized and intelligent example of this organization at its’ best. It’s a hope that Aoife may well and truly kick into touch.