Richard feels as if the Gods are against him, first he had cancer, then his beloved Prince Philip died and now someone has got angry about his cairns and desecrated and scattered the stones back on to the field. He didn’t think anything could be worse than cancer, but he was wrong. Can the puppets cheer him up and push him on? Or will the Gods find a way to ruin this too? Richard and Prince Andrew discuss appropriate clothing, Rich and Ally talk about pubs being open and the godhead of Caesar, Right Bollock compares himself to Meghan Markle and the King of the World looks carefully through the funeral guest list to see if he’s on it and Ally reveals that he could say the letter b all along. Cocky Carrot interrupts and Tery threatens to walk.