Are you blessed with a group of small animals that sees to your personal grooming each morning? Does speaking in the glossolalia of the resonant and maddening voice of your eldritch Patron make you a hit at parties? Or perhaps you’re cursed with a tail that has a mind of its own. Or are you given more jars of eyeballs than you know what to do with? Like seriously. Well, have no fear, because after more than a full year away, The "C" Team is BACK and embarking upon their most unprofitable quest yet! Present them with your problems, no matter how trivial, and witness first-hand as they draw upon a career of meddling in other people's business to provide you, dear reader, with solutions!