Nobody reads these. What is wrong with you Ok, fine, let's do this. Watch as Adam Ellis (who) teach Joel how to smelt ore in this four hour long documentary shot entirely (mostly) on location in Terrer... Terrererrr... in this game.
Apparently the answer is [ LB ], forward [ R2 ], [BR1] and not [ X ]. ... So, really, you don't even have to watch the video.
[ W ] + [ A ] + [ Spacebar ], [ W ] + [ A ] + [ Spacebar ], [ W ] + [ A ] + [ Spacebar ] ...Repeat.
After extensive research, Joel and Adam discover that the idiosyncrasies between Goat/Goat Simulator are nearly indistinguishable.
Watch as Adam tries on a hat! (Not that Adam, the other Adam)
We apologize for this video.
Adam is an A-hole. ...Not that Adam, the other Adam.
Joel and the Adams spread their Democracy all over Broforce. ...Also, Brobocop
Joel and Adam ultilize the turn based combat system to issue couplet-based insults at each other. They also play Child of Light.
Joel and Adam sing songs and run from a pig.
Le franais est une langue romane parle par environ 175 millions de personnes dans le monde. Aujourd'hui, il est utilis dans tous les pays du monde, y compris en France, Belgique, Canada, Suisse, Luxembourg, Monaco, Algrie, Cameroun, Hati, Liban, Madagascar, Martinique, Monaco, Maroc, Niger, Sngal, Tunisie, Vietnam, et est une langue officielle dans 29 pays ainsi que diverses institutions internationales telles que les Nations unies et l'Union europenne. Il est souvent considr comme l'un des plus beaux et romantiques langues dans le monde et, en tant que langue trangre, est la deuxime langue la plus enseigne dans le monde aprs l'anglais.
World renown Pastry Chef Joel Heyman and his Sous Chef Adam Ellis take us on a culinary adventure through the world of cake baking.
Joel and Adam show us the proper way to stumble home whilst drunk.
Joelgarr and Adamgarr show us how to throw spears and execute perfectly timed rolls in Volgarr the Viking.
Joel and Adam show us the only type of tentacle video that we're allowed to upload.
Gus, Joel, and Adam show you how to navigate the complex politics of eastern block checkpoints/borders. Which is completely irrelevant right now. I'm not going to write anything about Ukraine here. Promise.
Joel and Adam attempt to survive in the forest and end up becoming Disney princesses.
Adam and Joel give parenting a try in Among The Sleep.
Joel and Adam take you through the intricacies of the game four update by cursing and screaming at each other. They also play Titanfall.
Joel and Adam enlist the help of RTX 2014 attendees for navigation in the 4th part of their Outlast play through.
What would a Joel & Adam led USDA look like We don't really know, but here's a video.
It hard to talk video game same time.
Finally, irrefutable definitive proof that RPG's make for terrible videos.
Joel and Adam slap the crap out of each other.
In this video, Adam & Joel *TTZZZTTT* OW GET THAT THE FUCK OFF ME--
Joel and Adam take a calm and relaxing journey through the world of Hohokum.
Joel just wants to be a peaceful person. He wants to walk around, go to the grocery store, buy protein bars, maybe some orange juice, go to his car, go back to his place, watch television, and play Minecraft. Instead, they ruin Kerry's day.
Joel shows you how to find the five golden chests on Earth while Adam's eye falls out.
Jeremy, Matt, Adam, and Joel show you how to murder each other. They also made this video. I've used that joke like nine times already... Whatever, watch with your face.
Jeremy, Matt, Adam, and Joel determine what is a bottle, and what is a man disguised as a bottle, trying to look like the other bottles, without acting suspiciously like a bottle... PROP HUNT!
Joel wouldn't stop talking, so Matt joins Adam in finding the Moon's golden chests in Destiny.
Joel is back... But something is... off. Here's how to find the gold chests on Venus.
Joel & Adam show you how to play soccer by running off a cliff.
Adam and Joel show us where to find the final five golden chests in Destiny...And Joel gets a special prize.
Joel, Adam, Matt, and Jeremy fight off zombies. A lot of zombies. More zombies than four people could handle... unless those four people are Joel, Adam, Matt, and Jeremy.
Joel & Adam take you on a journey to... AHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AH GOD!
If you're really into long introductions that seemingly go on forever and ever then you'll love this video's description of State of Decay's DLC Breakdown. Then you'll go on to love the description of State of Decay's DLC Lifeline, which this video is actually suppose to be about. In any case, we're sure this description has gone on too long.
Joel & Adam show you how to argue the merits of the 'Kessel Run', all while in zero G.
Funny how a 150 year old 'partially' abandoned asylum, some batteries, and a $29.95 ghost meter can result in the death of 6 people. Weird.
Need to know how to drive Or how to drive fast How about how to drive fast with friends How about how to drive fast with Joel, Adam, Jeremy, and Matt They're playing the crew. Drive fast.
The following re-enactment was contained in a controlled environment where the actors were supervised by a supervisor under the strict guidance of the trained professional who was monitored by medical personnel throughout the course. Medical personnel monitored the trained professional strictly guiding the supervisor supervising the actors in the environment which was controlled and contained during the re-enactment. Please do not get injured, die, or damage property by attempting to recreate these re-creations.
Joel, Adam, Jeremy, and Matt dive into the deep dark waters of Depth to collect gold and hunt sharks. Wait, did someone say sharks Sharks Where BEHIND YOU! OH GOD MY LEGS!
Adam once stole his roommates cat. True Story.
Joel, Adam, Matt and Jeremy embark on a trip rife with mystery, murder, and marina madness.
Joel and Adam discuss hair suits.
Joel, Adam, Matt and Jeremy make their home countries proud by charging their tanks into battle. Will they prevail
Joel and Adam show each other love and affection in the only way they know how; violence.
Joel and Adam play Far Cry 4. Joel is on vacation so Adam gets to write this description. I've been staring at this for 20-30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video I thought we were better than this.
Being pretty lazy, I just recycled the description from last week... Joel is on vacation so Adam gets to write this description. I've been staring at this for 20-30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video I thought we were better than this. ...Also Kevin Spacey is the Villain in this.
Being pretty lazy, I just recycled the description from the week before last... I've been staring at this for 20-30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video I thought we were better than this. ...Also Drinking.
Joel, Adam, Matt, & Jeremy have been staring at this for 20-30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video I thought we were better than this. ...Also Kevin Spacey is the Villain in this.
Some of the following description is no longer relevant. Joel and Adam have a relay race in GTAV., I have been staring at this for 20-30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video I thought we were better than this. ...Also Kevin Spacey is the Villain in this. The winner of this video gets a pie.
Joel & Adam were unable to record this week so, we're putting out a previously unreleased episode. You can see all the weight Adam lost, then redistributed to his beard. Thanks for understanding.
Joel, Adam, Matt, & Jeremy have been staring at this for 20-30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video I thought we were better than this. ...Also Kevin Spacey is the Villain in this, and Matt was covered in hot oil during the filming of this. Weird.
Last week we showed Adam's balls and got surprising little pushback. So this week we thought we would take it up a notch. #Adam'sballs
"Just edit the video" they said. "We weren't that loud" they said. "We're all friends" they said. So we tried to prove our friendship by playing Sports Friends.
Joel and Adam find out what it's like to parkour in the middle of night. As it turns out it's very nice and they have a wonderful time.
If you like Magicka, then you'll really like watching 4 guys spin their capes around in a circle. I spent two and a half hours on the thumbnail for this video. You'd better watch it or we won't be able to make such perfect thumbnails in the future. Also, Matt smells bad.
Watch as Joel and Adam produce and secrete excessive amounts of bodily fluids.
Joel, Adam, Matt, and Jeremy dress up like monsters and pretend to hunt each other, also they play Evolve.
Joel, Adam, Matt, and Jeremy ask the question on everyone's mind. Who are you I AM THE HIDDEN!
Joel and Adam "play' The Order 1886.
Joel and Adam set out to accomplish a simple daily task... as a slice of bread. As it turns out, life is hard for bread
Joel, Adam, Jeremy, and Matt split two controllers and fight it out. Holy sh... his HEAD JUST CAME OFF! What the hell is wrong with this game! Oh my god! That's... that's... why! Oh... we just won...
Adam and Joel demonstrate expert team work while showing us how to beat the first four bosses in Titan Souls.
Joel, Adam, Jaramy, and Poophead play Drawful. For those wondering, that's an oxford comma. I feel like the Oxford comma is an important part of writing things out in a list, but what do I know. We hope you enjoy, this video.
Joel and Adam head to a tropical island to have a nice tea party, but things on the island aren't what they seem. Smoke monsters and things like that. Who knows anymore. Dharma.
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I have to write this description but honestly I have no idea what to put. Adam was mean to me in the last one he wrote so I probably should be mean to him in this one. Adam is stupid and smells not good, also we play Stop it Slender.
Joel and Adam set off to stick their long green plant thingy into the yellow plant thingy.
Joel and Adam find some cute fluffy animals and make them nice and clean!
You want to know how TO pet dinosaur (Man, we're really glad you asked us such a specific question) Joel SHOWS Adam how TO pet dinosaur. (Now everyone is going to be pet dinosauring.)
Sometimes when you are a surgeon it is okay to yell at your patients because they're asleep and can't hear you. You can tell them anything and they will have no idea. It's like a diary that forgets how mad you are at it.
Joel and Adam head to Russia to find out if they are also bad at video games in other countries. As it turns out, they are!
Joel, Adam, Matt, and Jaramy eat cells and chase cells and eat cells that they chase and get eaten by cells that are chasing them to become bigger cells and split them into smaller cells that they can chase and eat. Cells...
Woof. Woof woof woof. Arf. AROOOOOOOOOO woof. BACON. woof. bark. bark. sniff sniff sniff. woof. arf arf. ARRRRRRRRRR
In this recorded live stream, Joel and Adam play Terraria. Joel hates robots, and emojis, but loves caps lock.
Joel, Adam, Jeremy, and Trevor play Rocket League while Matt is sick. Matt is in no way bitter that he didn't get to play a game he really likes with his good friends, but instead only got to listen to them all have fun while he was sick. I also didn't write this description.
This is seriously a guide for the martian madness event in Terraria. We're not being sarcastic damnit, we're showing you how to do hard stuff easily.
SPOILER ALERT: WE SPOIL A LOT OF THINGS IN BATMAN ARKHAM NIGHT IN THIS VIDEO. Also, Adam isnt around so this should be nice and relaxing, enjoy.
Joel & Adam play #KillAllZombies on Center Stage at RTX.
In this episode of How To, Joel and Adam compete to see who can construct a house faster; Joel and Adam, or a 7 year old.
Joel and Adam fly gracefully through space in Galak-Z. Joel is away on vacation and Adam misses him very much. Joel wont respond to any of his texts. :(
Joel and Adam are at RTX and they show you how to stand gaming up. We apoligize for the quality at the beginning of the video! (...and also for Kara).
Adam and Joel crawl through dungeons in this weeks How To! Adam likes himself some big swords.
Joel and Adam play Mad Max and discover that maybe Max is just misunderstood.
I was supposed to write something here but Ive forgotten what it was.
We recorded a fantastic video in Trine 3, but that video accidentally got deleted. So heres this.
Were not going to lie, this video is frustrating to watch. Mainly because of the people playing it.
Joel and Adam got a couple of days head start into the Battlefront beta and wanted to give you guys a quick look of three maps.
Joel and Adam set out to raid tombs but end up talking about the Mummy and Billy Zane for 40 minutes.
Adam and Joel go on a virtual tour of Japan, complete with stealing peoples clothes and anime girls!
Joel and Adam are playing Wolfenstein and kill some Nazis. Also, there is robot circumcision.
Adam and Joel play Resident Evil HD Remastered Edition. Then they realize they suck at it, and decide to play some other Resident Evils. Also, the video is sideways at first. Thats on purpose.
Joel and Adam set out as Lara Croft to raid some tombs. While doing so Joel talks about his Australia trip and and amputated penises.
Joel and Adam have a competition to see who is the ultimate driver. The answer here is obvious.
Joel and Adam left for the day and forgot to write a description for this video so I have to write it. Hi, Im Alec by the way. Anyway theres this video. Adam does some light reading while Joel tries to remember how to open his briefcase. The locking mechanism is slightly complicated. Its an in depth look into what makes a man tick. Man, I just ate a buffet for lunch and I do not feel well.
So Joel and Adam were all like, ALEC! EDIT THIS VIDEO! Then they locked me in a room and left for Thanksgiving break. While I wait for everyone to get back to work from the long weekend, check out Joel and Adams tribute to Freddie Mercury and themselves. If anyone has left over turkey can you send me some All Ive had is a half empty can of soda thats been sitting on the table for awhile. It wasnt even fizzy.
In this video, Joelgurt and Adam bash their faces on the keyboard for an entire day to bring you 15 minutes of content. We hope yougurt enjoy!
Watch this fucking video on companions in Fallout 4, please. (That sentence was written on the fly by a group of ten peopleTwo people.)
In this video Joel and Adam play the Witcher 3. As a side note, a week ago Joel told me he was going out to get some groceries. He hasnt come back. He missed the movie last night. We miss him. Please come back Joel, please.
Joel and Adam get motion sick and get mad at each other. They also play this video game.
Joel and Jeremy play a little Badland. One thing leads to another, and they end up owing $35,634,587.46 in child support for fathering a small country.
Adam and Joel were like, “HEY ALEC! we're going to [REDACTED]. Stay here and edit until we get back in a few days! Flat soda isn’t in the budget anymore so you’ll just have to eat the office plants!” So here’s a video about the joys of parenthood. I’ll be over here eating these plastic leaves.
Sorry, we wanted to include Bruce and Adam more, but Joel didn’t know that we were gonna get their video.
Man that hamburgdog looks delicious. I wonder when Joel will come back. I bet he went to the quokka island. Those things are so cute. Here’s a video about the joys of parenthood but this time with a bicycle. Should not have eaten those cashews. Why is everything so blurry?
Joel and Adam got back from playing the Division and Joel said, “HEY ALEC. I got you this tiny bag of nuts from the airplane. I actually ate everything but the cashews.” I told him I was allergic to cashews. He just replied, “That’s a hilarious joke. Here! Keep editing all of these hilarious videos while I go surf with kangaroos in Australia for a few weeks.” In this video Adam and Joel deliver pizza to a family just moving into their new place. I should not eat these nuts, but I’ve run out of office plants.
Since I died eating those cashews I left a note telling someone to call Jeremy to finish editing this How To. Apparently he was busy. Something about gum balls. Anyway, I’m fine now. Here’s Joel and Adam hanging out with Jeff Goldblum and Heather Graham. Man, I’m hankering for some brains.
So Joel was like “HEY CORPSE FORMERLY KNOWN AS ALEC. Australia was great. You should really get out and see the world some time. Ha, ha just kidding. Keep editing.” If it keeps breaking don’t fix it. That’s advice Adam and Joel take to heart as they make greatest instruments of war the world has ever known. I’ll just keep editing away with the 7 fingers I have left because that’s the kind of man I was.
Joel and Adam take cover and discuss the finer points of cranial destruction. Also XCOM 2 is really fucking hard. Look at this shit. Thank god you can re-load your save. Fuck.
Joel and Adam make fire. Then throw fire at lake. Fire gone. Joel cold. Joel starve.
Joel and Adam construct a metaphor for their friendship, then, they watch as it falls over, like one of Alec’s descriptions.
Joel and Adam play the Outlast Whistleblower DLC. Description of events: “CAMERA! RUN! STOP. AHHHHHHH."
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In this episode, Adam and Joel create elegant machines, talk about life, and plan avian genocide.
As it turns out, if Adam and Joel were in the hunger games they would not do so hot. This video is our scientific method for coming to that conclusion.
Adam and Joel get salty in this Dark Souls/Castlevania love child. Joel is a chef.
Joel is out this week so Hudson fills in while he and Adam take the plunge into Dark Souls 3. Adam has a lot of feelings to express while also playing terribly.
Rough and Tumble must work together to unravel a mystery. Can Rough set aside his morals and do what must be done for justice? Will Tumble finally find justice?! Find out this week on How To!
Adam and Joel learn the art of assassination. And being the garçon. He is the garçon.
Adam and Joel mosey on down the river as they try to avoid dying of dysentery and being eaten by wolves. Join them on their adventures in Flame in the Flood.
Joel and Adam hop back into Gmod (2 years ago) and attempt to build an AT-AT. It goes well.
Joel and Adam strike poses and learn about high fashion in the world of Gauntlet!
Joel and Adam suit up and head to space! They must work together to navigate their ball through the vast dangers of the final frontier.
Joel and Adam ditch french in favor of the language of hip hop. More specifically, Vanilla Ice.
Joel and Adam head to the world of Warhammer and kill splinters cousins. The ninja turtles are pissed.
Thank you to every fan of How To. We’ll miss making the show, but we’re incredibly thankful for all of you; also here’s a mario video.
Revenge is a dish best served in a dark, haunted, and probably mostly asbestos filled hallway.