* Opening titles * Posh Couple – dinner * Laughing Man – Pub * Don & George – Not selling anything * 'Packed lunch' (song) * Don & George – Not selling anything * On The Lavatory with Frank Hovis – Lip salve * Laughing Man – Pub * Adverts * Bert Bastard – Mobility scooter * Thick game show hostess * Nice Family – The Facts of Life * Surgeons – Left-overs operation * Laughing Man * Lady Camilla * Closing credits