* Opening titles * Don & George – Medical * Very Bad Swimmers Indeed * Car alarm revenge * Denzil & Gwynedd – Lecture * Tour Guide * Clive Merson – Dead man's charity work * Adverts * Restaurant – order * Lobster run over by car * Gwyn * Restaurant – running out of food * Systems Analysts fan in Nightclub * 'Systems Analysts' (song) * On the Lavatory with Frank Hovis – Taxi * Plumbers * Closing credits